great plains smooth brains

Ey, muck fizzou

The addresses are all correct, the typo is in the dealership name 🙄

I think there’s a direct correlation between my desire to clean the house and how much my stick vacuum looks like a cool space laser future gun

That’s just before a certain vacation

I get a friend request from someone I don’t know but should?

It’s probably an ai person.

They’re both so good

Which do you like better?

Omg he’s my fella

I am a brain damaged cartoon dog after all.

Proud to support the team at @saintjavelin.bsky.social since day one

I wonder how long it would take if I just posted this pic to twitter

Had several hours of good, engaging conversation with my coworkers tonight

Woops forgot to plug my laptop back in, that was pretty frustrating for a minute

Duh like

I think twitter is too much now.

She’s telling me her favorite story from bestofnextdoor, an account I was already familiar with. I got the gist of it in 10 seconds and the story turned to 10 minutes.

Every interaction at target is the worst.

My gf is guilt tripping me so hard I’m about to see the face of god

We’re 20 mins behind our departure time but still somehow in between the street car for 10 minutes

They’ll call me a madman but it really is like ALL TIME

Real hater hours

How do three grown men in their 30’s not have $300 between them??

Well, the economy is in shambles.

So, let me get this straight:

You can’t afford to get a ticket home for christmas so you want to try a … weekend at margaritaville??

“Id go see wicked again, but you know what I really want to see is The Wiz.”

She clearly has a wizard hyperfix

I’m sick of the wicked soundtrack and I retract any desire I ever expressed in seeing it

I’m not going to starve because she can’t pick anything

Twitter was unequivocally American and B.Sky is Canadian.

She always asks me to do things in the morning when I am at my grouchiest.

This isn’t true whatsoever