small marzipan pig teethfeelweird

I woke up with a headache and I've lost all sense of self

23.05.2025 08:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what's up. I'm having a nap

23.05.2025 03:48 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape

17.04.2025 03:04 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she also said "autism week awareness" after I shared an anecdote about my dad, which is probably the sickest burn ever

05.04.2025 11:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time

05.04.2025 11:47 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bought 5 bras online and they actually fit

01.04.2025 00:57 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth.

29.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh!

27.03.2025 11:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it

20.03.2025 07:34 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

looks nice

17.03.2025 01:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All I ask is to be loved for who I’m pretending to be.

16.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 42 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

listening to robbie williams and crying

17.03.2025 01:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason

17.03.2025 01:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting

11.03.2025 11:36 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours

09.03.2025 00:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

it really does. thank you for sharing

08.03.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption

07.03.2025 14:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this

04.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

we're watching below deck

28.02.2025 12:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum

26.02.2025 07:18 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob

26.02.2025 03:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF

25.02.2025 07:30 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish

25.02.2025 06:12 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over

25.02.2025 05:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also no pics in dms yet lol

24.02.2025 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

has anyone seen my drill bits

24.02.2025 02:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hassing crisis

22.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

why the fuck are avocados $3.50

22.02.2025 22:13 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

forever in are hearts ❤️

22.02.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues

22.02.2025 07:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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