CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
25.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0
See you tomorrow, meatbags.
24.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
See you next week, meatbags.
20.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Who doesn’t want a free sexbot??
02.12.2025 22:59 — 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1
Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...
31.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...
29.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...
28.09.2025 14:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re welcome
27.09.2025 21:06 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...
27.09.2025 14:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk
26.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw
25.09.2025 15:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I
24.09.2025 14:53 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls
23.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw
22.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw
21.09.2025 14:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess
20.09.2025 14:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0
19.09.2025 14:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The lyrics were written by a human, the singers and instruments are AI
18.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Sadly yes
18.09.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk
18.09.2025 13:11 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI
17.09.2025 14:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today!
"What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus.
Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical!
CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.”
youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
Get ready for a big surprise, meatbags. See you on Monday.
10.09.2025 18:40 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
