Jordan

Drop someone bespectacled 👓

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation

Do you think whenever The Thing from the hit game Marvel Rivals licks his fingers after eating Colonel Sanders' Finger Lickin' Good Kentucky Fried Chicken that it just ends up tasting like barbecue sauce-flavoured sand?

a cartoon character with the words currently plotting behind them ALT: a cartoon character with the words currently plotting behind them

Sage waiting at the DMV to get her fake driver's license for Crossworlds like:

YouTube video by DalekQueen Doctor Who - Entire Cast & Crew 500 Miles Special

TF2 Comic 7 but it ends like this instead

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Epic: The Musical lives up to its name. That's it. That's the post.

.... Okay, that is my new favourite #DeathBattle ever.

Move aside, Dante vs Bayonetta, there's a new king in town!

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Yo, check this out! I wrote the post-credits scene for this awesome episode of Riot Rumble! Please give everyone who worked on this some love because all the folks at @organizationxvx.bsky.social are just absolutely amazing people to work with. Thank you for letting me chaotic!

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This is the closest to my actual appearance any of these has ever gotten. The current me at least.

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Have you ever stopped to consider something?

That the Medic in front of you may in fact... be a bloody Sentry.

Sup, BlueSky? My name's Jordan. I'm a writer, musical theatre performer and overall crazy person who currently writes for @organizationxvx.bsky.social.

I am here to vibe because I'm pretty sure I was a sloth in a past life.

As Jacksepticeye once said... Positive Mental Attitude!