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Parody account, not affiliated with Bill Nye The Science Guy.

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Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways

18.12.2024 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it.

I did and now my head hurts fam

03.10.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs

02.01.2024 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...

27.12.2024 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Has Trump said anything about his former โ€œspiritual leaderโ€, Robert Morris, who was just sentenced to 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl? Will the media even bother to ask him?

04.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2633    ๐Ÿ” 971    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 246    ๐Ÿ“Œ 145
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We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people.

To me, thatโ€™s a pretty easy choice.

04.10.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20294    ๐Ÿ” 5058    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 369    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
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If people telling you to ban a certain user is "harassment", then is mass-reporting someone "harassing" the mod team?

And if users realize certain users have ban armor, is it really "harassment" to bypass the reporting system and directly message the mods/devs?

03.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Daily Mail:
Crab snatches disposable vape

Image of crab appearing to use a vape underwater

Daily Mail: Crab snatches disposable vape Image of crab appearing to use a vape underwater

god thatโ€™s cool

03.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 886    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

BILL NYE THE TERM DOPE GUYYYY /j

18.09.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it.

I did and now my head hurts fam

03.10.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting at a desk with a national geographic poster in the background Alt: Bill nye mind explosion gif
09.01.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...

27.12.2024 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way

07.12.2024 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.

07.12.2024 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you fuck with the war?

02.01.2024 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good one but no - they started doing amateur porn during covid and took down all of their videos and accounts about a week ago.

20.12.2024 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways

18.12.2024 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.

07.12.2024 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way

07.12.2024 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post did not get nearly as much recognition as it deserves.

22.11.2024 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you know what the odds are of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl?

Me neither bitch I'm just a fucking science guy, not a statistician.

12.02.2024 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The โ€œthis is fineโ€ meme, but the dog has been replaced by the newly public domained Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse.

The โ€œthis is fineโ€ meme, but the dog has been replaced by the newly public domained Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse.

01.01.2024 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 823    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Oh my god it's noted science guy Bill Nye

02.01.2024 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure they kept photos...

You know, for research purposes!

02.01.2024 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: When we said we were going for damage, not accuracy, it was, in fact, opposite day"

02.01.2024 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Year New Nye

02.01.2024 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea that's how time works bruh

02.01.2024 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't forget the milk fam

02.01.2024 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America got them Megan Fox thumbs too ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซค๐Ÿคฎ

02.01.2024 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the word you're searching for is trigger (unironically).

02.01.2024 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0