Daniel dannytron - Bluesky Statics

There’s actually a secret third scenario he’s not telling you about. And it’s later on we’ll tell him about it while he is getting laid.🤣

27.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I feel like I only ever post pics of my haircut now. I need to fix my shower lighting set up so I can go back to being a slut.

04.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday @personguypal.bsky.social. After almost a decade of knowing eachother you’re still one of my favorite people. Hopefully this year is as awesome as you are. 🤟🏼

02.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I cannot be held responsible for the jokes that pop into my head while I experienced contact high 💁🏻‍♂️

02.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Depression? I don’t know her.

Or at least I’m walking around with my earphones in and pretending I don’t hear her saying hello in the grocery store. 💁🏻‍♂️

13.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“ I’m tired of this grandpa“

Me, after every single workout ever.

19.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

anyone else obsessed like i am? 🤩 #pup #pupplay

23.07.2025 06:34 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I disappeared for a bit. I’ve been being hella fucking gay. 🤷🏻‍♂️

28.05.2025 18:29 — 👍 42 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

NYC, you better be ready! I don’t come soft. 😈
Just dropped a new vid to hold you over on justfor.fans/DexterBear97

05.05.2025 00:03 — 👍 264 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 1

reskeet for spectacles, nerd 💁🏻‍♂️

14.04.2025 22:07 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have been restored.

01.04.2025 22:52 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤤

08.02.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me, sunburnt in bed with no pants

Sunburst, but with underwear

I’m sunburnt and need aloe rubbed on me. Send help.

31.01.2025 15:14 — 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I’m clearly too drunk to type. The was supposed to say “I’m gonna try to take some good pictures since I don’t vacation often” 🥴

27.01.2025 00:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: I am gonna try to take some. I’ve pictures since I do t vacation often.

Also me:

27.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 55 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve done nothing but be intoxicated and lay around all day.

25.01.2025 22:34 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a little bit sick, but the fact that I heard this sound for the first time today means that I have to post something. So this is what you get.

22.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I probably like my dog more than I like most people. It in my defense she’s so great.

12.01.2025 04:26 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have exactly one joke that I make. 🤣

05.01.2025 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instagram Tarot Lady: there are signs all around you girlie pop, you just need to be open to them!

The signs around me:

04.01.2025 19:52 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone asked me what kind of boxers I was wearing. When I told him I was in a jock today, he asked to see.

I’m lazy so I’m using this as my Hump Day post also 😝

01.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0