SOUTHIE
(awestruck)
Well. How you like *them* apples.
SOUTHIE
(awestruck)
Well. How you like *them* apples.
The Chicago Tribune: "Yeah, yeah, democracy and due process and Medicaid under attack, launching a global recession, giving comfort to dictators, unilateral gutting of all independent government oversight, demonization of judges, yada yada yada... BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE F-BOMBS"
29.04.2025 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This rock has a greater sense of history and morality than the entire GOP
16.02.2025 17:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs amazing how so many powerful people donβt get it: You can give Donald Trump whatever he wants. He will still throw you under the bus eventually, every single time. The only option is for everyone to say βnoβ and not be thrown under the bus, or to say βyesβ and be thrown under it one at a time.
27.01.2025 21:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Current status: Living the SNL disconnecting-cable skit. 30 minutes in this circle of hell and counting
youtu.be/V5DeDLI8_IM?...
That half of the nominees are the Trojan horse that bring some exposure to the other half.
23.01.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good morning! I've never done my "Why Oscars Matter" spiel on bsky! So here 'tis. I talk a lot to programmers and archivists about how hard it is to get corporate permission to screen rare films, let alone restore them. The FIRST question the suits will ask is "Did it win an Oscar?"
Every. Time.
I have a kid whoβs mildly on the spectrum, and heβs never given a Nazi salute even βaccidentally,β and if he somehow did so at my inauguration Iβd agree he probably shouldnβt be a public-facing spokesperson for my political movement. But hey, Iβm not a fascist. A fascist might think that was perf.
22.01.2025 23:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, so tomorrow weβre *still* giving this guy the keys?
20.01.2025 03:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And somehow the most hurtful thing of all is knowing our next President sees this all as another chance to spread lies and hate. 2/2
10.01.2025 05:02 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have dear friends whoβve lost homes. Some of my favorite places in a city Iβve lived in for nearly 30 years vanished in the space of a few hours. I fear my apartment, not far from one of the major fires, may still go up in flames. Iβve got a little kid I have to shield from the horror of it. 1/2
10.01.2025 05:02 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I happen to have Paramount+, where the Globes were easily found, but last year I had to sub to YouTube+ to watch the Oscars, and Iβm still subscribed, and I swear I donβt even know how to navigate it to use it again this year.
07.01.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A genuine question before this comes up again with this year's Oscars and everyone starts gnashing their teeth about how the movies are dead:
How much of this decline is because smart TVs make it hard to watch channels everyone used to flip on for free?
Look, Iβm happy to have all jobs farmed out to robots, as long as all that efficiency is returned in the form of endless leisure & guaranteed food/water/health care/shelter for all people, instead of for 1000 billionaires who then sit back and watch us kill each other for grubs & a cave to hide in.
07.01.2025 09:31 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
This is making the rounds again. Itβs important we keep passing it around, I think:
mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-weal...
βWhyβd you change it?β he asked.
βOh, just for a change of scenery,β I said.
βWhew!β he said, βFor a second I thought youβd gone Republican on us!β
Never, Jimmy. RIP. 3/3
I told him that for years, decorating my cubicle, I had a reproduction of 1 of his Presidential campaign posters, but Iβd only recently swapped it out for a different poster. 2/3
29.12.2024 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I met Jimmy Carter ca β05, after he was intvwd at KPCC-FM β I was a reporter for @marketplaceapm and we shared offices w/ the station at the time. 1/3
29.12.2024 21:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey @nytimes.com - Hire this commentator as your Hollywood business reporter. Or hey, as a general business reporter. Or better yet business editor.
28.12.2024 06:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The programmer for the Culver Cinema in Culver City definitely knows whatβs up for 2025:
25.12.2024 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, just saw GLADIATOR II and I can tell you that fall-of-Rome pix sure hit different than they mightβve a couple weeks ago
22.11.2024 21:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Plot twist: Space station astronaut hears about the cabinet picks, says hey on second thought no need for repairs, Iβm fine just staying up here
15.11.2024 04:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Excerpt from a dispatch to the State Department, from the US Consul General to Germany, 1933.
www.ibiblio.org/pha/paw/018....
VOTE. And while youβre at it, vote for the one who isnβt a fascist. Thatβd be the one NOT promising to turn the military on her fellow citizens. (If you disagree with her, thatβs also why you want to vote for her, btw. If you disagree w/ the other guy, heβs more likely to turn the military on you)
02.11.2024 22:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comedy peeps: Has anyone done the think piece yet about how BLUEY is creating an entire generation of future improv comics? Every episode is basically EXTREME βYES ANDβ
04.01.2024 08:13 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0β20-f***ing-5 to 1.β His whole life and career and artistry was that kind of longshot. RIP. 3/3
30.11.2023 15:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0