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Crista Anne

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a neuroqueer sex writer & educator (she/her) who is tired of writing bios and biding my time till I can open my dildo shop. may or may not be notable. rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL πŸ”ž: this account is not suitable for children, especially mine

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28.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

If you’re in the US, please consider adding this to your list of actions.

27.01.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This is painfully accurate. A lot of what’s going on now has roots in the online radicalization that happened with Gamergate.

(Gamergate, if you’re not familiar, was what happened when young white guys realized they had to share the Internet)

22.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
2 hr 20 min ago
Police found a hit list in suspect's car with nearly 70 different targets including abortion providers
From CNN's John Miller
Law enforcement found a hit list in the Minnesota suspect's car that contained nearly 70 names, a law enforcement official briefed on the matter told CNN.
The names included abortion providers, pro-abortion rights advocates, and lawmakers in Minnesota and other states, the official added.
Law enforcement also found a Father's Day card addressed to the suspect in a bag full of ammunition, the official said.
A second official briefed on the case echoed the targeting of abortion providers to CNN's Holmes Lybrand.

2 hr 20 min ago Police found a hit list in suspect's car with nearly 70 different targets including abortion providers From CNN's John Miller Law enforcement found a hit list in the Minnesota suspect's car that contained nearly 70 names, a law enforcement official briefed on the matter told CNN. The names included abortion providers, pro-abortion rights advocates, and lawmakers in Minnesota and other states, the official added. Law enforcement also found a Father's Day card addressed to the suspect in a bag full of ammunition, the official said. A second official briefed on the case echoed the targeting of abortion providers to CNN's Holmes Lybrand.

The Minnesota shooter reportedly had a hit list of almost 70 people, including abortion providers and abortion rights advocates.

Just this week, a House committee advanced a bill that would repeal a federal law protecting abortion clinics
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

14.06.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 13

It isn’t lost on me that the suspect in the assassination of one of the most prominent women in Minnesota politics had a target list with abortion providers and advocates. Misogyny is deadly. My heart is with the victims, their families, and everyone affected.

14.06.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10237    πŸ” 2078    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 36

"The assassin was masquerading as a cop"

If they don't know his identity, how are they sure he isn't a cop? Sincere question.

14.06.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1345    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 10

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously

But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state

Keep that same energy of support for her

12.06.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 43061    πŸ” 12576    πŸ’¬ 691    πŸ“Œ 356

Hey gang, take it from a comms professional:

THE TIME TO PUBLISH THAT BAD NEWS IS NOW NOW NOW

05.06.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3345    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 45

love that none of this is happening on this website

05.06.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 374    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
Norm McDonald on Weekend Update saying: now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die

Norm McDonald on Weekend Update saying: now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die

05.06.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.

05.06.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14256    πŸ” 1386    πŸ’¬ 315    πŸ“Œ 88

Yes, I think we are *nods*

10.04.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Done and done, was rewarded with purrs πŸ₯°

10.04.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hamster that runs my brain is in her wheel, but instead of doing the thing, she's laying on her side swaying back and forth lol

10.04.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh, that sounds *delicious*

10.04.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure he says hello right back, but as I failed to share cheese with him just now, he’s pointedly ignoring me πŸ˜†

10.04.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A smiling crista with long pink hair, wearing a black dress and a light blue shrug, with a black fluffy kitty perched on her shoulders

A smiling crista with long pink hair, wearing a black dress and a light blue shrug, with a black fluffy kitty perched on her shoulders

Anyway, this is Clawdis, my shoulder mounted attack kitty

10.04.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The brain will not engage. I’ve fed it the proper mix of drugs, it is jam-packed with dopamine and other delicious neurochemicals, and sure, sleep didn't really happen last night but when does sleep happen in these perimenopausal years??

10.04.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just said in a presentation today that they are seeing and hearing more about autism because autistic people were allowed to live, have sex, and be supported.

10.04.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Yep. They’ve literally made it so like you can’t even afford to not work through a disaster.

09.04.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've wanted to do an episode of the pod about Barstool basically since our founding and now we've finally done one. I can't wait for you all to hear it!

09.04.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Beautiful double daffodils that are bright yellow flowers with lots of petals and green stalks

Beautiful double daffodils that are bright yellow flowers with lots of petals and green stalks

In my posting flowers era

10.03.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved episode 208 and will fight folks over it, someone is gonna die on this hill and it won’t be me.

10.03.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank everything that the goats who lived next door for the last three years have moved on - cause if I randomly heard goats bleating in the background of my life I might lose my shit.

(more than I’ve already lost my shit in face of ✨the horrors✨)

10.03.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ignoring the outside world to hyper fixate on Severance for the next two weeks is my mental health wellness plan.

10.03.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Bezos announcement with alt text:

26.02.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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This Shocking Moment at a GOP Town Hall in Idaho Is a Foreboding Sign Private, unidentified security personnel dragged a woman out of the event. It raises questions not just about tolerance for dissent, but also who gets deputized to do what.

I wrote about the very violent, very public detention of a woman for interrupting a speaker at the Kootenai County Republican’s town hall on Saturday. In Idaho, the lines between Republican politics and political violence are thinner than they are in some places; this is a terrifying escalation.

25.02.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1417    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 29