2piece biscuit

Locked myself out rushing and now I'm even more late than I would've been initially 😭

New York gotta be going crazy right now! Shoutou to Mamdani 🥳

I just witnessed time jump back! 🤓

I wanna be tittieless 😭🫩

Just living the life 🫩😭

Having no titties looks like so much fun and care free 😭

Yall in Houston networking “👉🏽👌🏽”

I just washed all my makeup brushes and I’m still convinced they’re not clean but my hands are brittle from being in water for 2 hours.

My ass is getting big outta no where 😭

Bringing your dog to the laundromat is dirty and inconsiderate! I don’t care what anybody has to say.

I left my AirPods at work and now I have to listen to city noises on my way home. 😭

Can’t think of a trio of celebs that aged less gracefully.

🫦🫦🫦

Me don’t know, either or/ both and! I’ll roast you anytime sonic

That server still works, I can you give you the smoke anytime gargantuan head 🫶🏾

Shrinkage is real!

Tehehe, I don’t be on this I’m not a texter forreal. I hope you’re doing well!

Your head is still humongous. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

Nicki Minaj:

Men do be dragging that wagon

I’m leaning a lil bit back just a lil bit 🤏🏾

I be stealing yall memes and turning them into stickers #nevercared

😭😭😭😭

no problem dude

Lmao ain’t no way

Run up the quotes yall so I can start connecting dots

Pumpkin patch season I don't do the horror

Someone always wanting me but not wanting to treat me right is… exhausting.

Thanks honey bun 😵‍💫💕