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@atlantician.bsky.social

94 Followers  |  11 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.5147

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Oops ✨

11.09.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🍦🍨

02.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m teaching her to judge you ✨

13.08.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🖤🗡️✨

06.08.2025 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👃

04.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kinda wanna go back to being a redhead kinda wanna go blonde kinda wanna kms what do I dooooo ✨

02.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone on hinge seems so wealthy like how are all of you skiing and traveling all the time?? I am WELL out of my class here

20.07.2025 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Once my hair gets past this awkward length it’s over for you fuckers 💅✨

08.07.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to be unemployed so bad

06.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They bounce when I walk 🍒

23.06.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ur mom said I deserve like a million likes 🍨

11.05.2025 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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His fluff goes for days ☁️

10.05.2025 23:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re judging you ✨

07.05.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going up to army guys and telling them “I like your cosplay”

03.05.2025 17:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coworker: “I can tell you don’t do skincare”

Okay ow??

03.05.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re in her DM’s I’m at the gym doing toe day

17.04.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kill count in A Goofy Movie is low but it is not zero

13.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is me post - 3 hot dogs 🌭

09.04.2025 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you wanna know if he loves you so
it’s in his piss

07.04.2025 12:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ACOWBOYSHEAVYLOAD by bilmuri plays silently in the distance

05.04.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Leg day went crazy ✨

01.04.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG YOURE SO RIGHT WTF

29.03.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was just asked if I have kids

Have I lost my youthful charm? What’s happened to me

28.03.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I accidentally put mango habanero seasoning in my protein shake instead of ginger so that’s how my days going

25.02.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m tired of pretending like boomers didn’t COOK with water beds 💦 I have not slept one good night since getting rid of mine

20.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Red White & Blueland is the dumbest name for a place I have ever heard in my life and there’s a place called “Slickpoo”

12.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at her
What an idiot
She’s perfect

31.01.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Customer grabbed my hand today and said “ooo you need a medicure”

28.01.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Change its name as much as you want but it’ll always be the golf of mexico to me

21.01.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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