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Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Shit no 19:57

1957

My cousin's a diplodocus.

Pterodactyl eggs 🦕

Garda who lent bike to man to receive over €250k damages A garda detective who was suspended for more than three years for giving a man a loan of a bicycle during the Covid-19 pandemic is to receive over €250,000 in damages.

Flann O'Brien reports:

www.rte.ie/news/courts/...

Egon Schiele's "Danae" is a vibrant exploration of color and form, showcasing his distinct expressive style influenced by Secessionist art. The painting captures a reclined, abstract female figure enveloped in bold yellows against a rich, dark backdrop, which highlights Schiele's fascination with the human body and sensual themes.

Danae, 1909
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a man wearing a brown shirt and plaid shorts stands in front of a white fence ALT: a man wearing a brown shirt and plaid shorts stands in front of a white fence

Baby Barbapapa? Barbabpapa, Barbapapa's baby?

(*really* enjoyed typing that 😆)
(And WHO'S bloody ancient? I can add up in decimal now you kneau)

WELL I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM 😤!!!!!

But i do have Barbapapa's email. Him and Isi Noho run a spoon tracing agency in Paddington, I can drop em a line if it would help?

a dog wearing a colorful hat sits on top of a rocket ALT: a dog wearing a colorful hat sits on top of a rocket

Hurray! Don't worry little Serfbert, obscure cartoon help us on it's way, with air support from irrelevant gifs 🤔

Serfbert missing 😱 i won't be able to sleep this afternoon 😨

🇺🇦✈️🚀 You can see it right now: planes and missiles are no longer enough to stop Iranian drones. But those who invest in Ukraine and our drone industry will receive in exchange our invaluable combat experience and knowledge in this area, - Zelensky

10/10 🔍👍

The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

A vintage booklet of knitting pattern for 'boys' helmets', one showing a baby with a grey knitted widow's peak

want to knit a receding hairline for your baby? we've got just the pattern

Yer da's a teapot and...

A very rude and nasty doctor in a helmet that looks suspiciously like WulfHelm's bucket hat thing.

Knew you'd turn out to be Dr. Guntram Shatterhand irl.

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

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😅 oo nasty!

😆 thanks!

much as possible I do enough off-road riding to make the front shocks a welcome addition, that and the potholes in the roads everywhere...

😅👍 that genuinely is the proposed next bike 😂... It's got front shocks & fittings for disc brake calipers & i don't have either on Neddy, the grinding of mud on the brakes has worn out one set of wheels rims so far & despite trying to stay on the tarmac as

Hello N_oot, do you like my new bike project? There's a few little jobs to finish off, like adding wheels, handlebar, seat, brakes, gears, motor & battery, custom paint job etc but it's getting there 😀

Charming 🦌

Bambi

Kinell hahaha that's brilliant! 😅😂🤣🤣😅 I'm honoured 😃