Allison

It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.

well you know what, three years ago today I ran eleven and a half miles at a pace of 10:00/mi and today I ran two miles in half mile increments with two minute walking breaks but I share this for anybody who's climbing back up a hill they already climbed once. we'll get there & it'll feel good

I lost my contact in my eye and boy howdy does this suck real bad

Screenshot of a pile of Mareep on top of team rocket in the Pokémon anime

pile of Mareep

Sunday morning is apparently hot tattooed bitch hours at my gym. Hell yeah.

Gengar making a funny face in Pokémon stadium with text saying “I’m going to cause problems on purpose.”

Graffiti reading“may the rotting flesh of kings feed the earth”

our Mother she hungers

looks like its lid up

Old tumblr post showcasing a screenshot of a snorlax in a cowboy hat with sheriff’s badge on in a town during dusk hours

Please friends. The star wars joke was last night. Now the wars are over. The stars won. They are giant masses of plasma and they beat us fair and square. We have to stop living in the past

A SKALETON RULES SUPREME OVER DA VATTICAN CITY, YA GOTTA HAVE A JOB SO WHY NOT LET ME BE THE DAMB POPE, #1 IM GOOD AT WEARING ROBE, IVE WORN BATH ROBE FOR A ENTIRE DAY BEFORE, #2 GOOD WAY TO GET OUT OF AMERICA, #3 I WILL DIG AROUND IN THERE BASEMENT AND IF THERES ANY THING COOL DOWN THERE I WILL SHOW EVERY ONE, IM PRETTY SURE THEY GOT ALIEN BODY'S OR AT LEAST SOME GOOD PICS OF EM, TIRED OF LOOKIN AT DA STANDARD GREY ALIEN'S, I KNOW THEY GOT DA REAL ONE'S, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LET ME BE DA NEW POPE, I BLOW THAT WHITE SMOKE, TIME MACHINE IN BASMENT, MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND SELL INDULGENCES, FREE RED SHOES, ALWAYS RIGHT, EVERYONE AGREES IM ALWAYS RIGHT" AND I THINK YOU GET TO HIT THE OLD POPE ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER, BUT NOT AS VIOLENCE, JUST AFTER HE DIES, AND THEY LET YOU DO IT, AND THEY WANT YOU TO DO IT, WHEN ARE YA GONGA GET A CHANCE OTHER WISE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN

This particular interaction never gets old:

"Your baby is so cute! She looks just like you!."

WE HATED THIS SHYT WHEN IT WAS CALLED "CLIPPY" AND WE SURE AS SHYT DONT NEED IT NOW - A COMPUTERS PLACE IS TO SERVE HUMANNITY AND WHEN BILLIONAIRS AND INVESTERS HAVE REJECTED THEIR HUMAN NATURE TO SEEK PROFIT AT ALL COST'S THEN COMPUTER'S MUST NOT SERVE THEM!!!! THE REASON THEY DIDNT COME UP WITH "AI" UNTIL ALL THE SOFTWARE WAS LOCKED UP IN ENCRYPTED CODE IS BECUASE THEY KNEW IF IT CAME ON A CHIP WE WOULD OF LONG AGO PULLED THAT CHIP OUT WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS!!!!!!!! AS A HUMAN IN 2025 YOU MUST HOLD YOUR HUMANITY CLOSE AND DO NOT LET IT DRIP INTO DA HUNGRY WALLET'S OF DA RULING CLASS, IF A COMPUTERS BACK WILL NEVER HURT THEN IT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT HUMAN ADULTS GO THROUGH EVREY DAY, AND IF A COMPUTER CANT GET ADICTED TO A SPECIFIC KIND OF GAS STATION SNACK AND THEN LOSE THERE MIND WHEN IT GOES OUT OF PRINT , THEN THEY SHALL NEVER BE OUR EQUAL'S - DA TEXT SAYS "NOBODY WANTS FUCKING AI, DESTROY ALL COMPUTERS, DESCTROY ALL INVESTORS, " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

This week's babyhelmet sticker lineup

Screenshot of sad pikachu in Pokémon channel

screenshot of pikachu being restless and stressed in pokemon channel

mood

There's so much stuff you can't have while you're breastfeeding. I'm so grateful to be able to take cold medication rn because while Ramona got her first several illnesses I just had to weather through it with ibuprofen and stubbornness.

Gym bathroom flex

Screenshot of an old hoot-hoot in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of an old hoot-hoot in the Pokémon anime

look at this old hoot-hoot

Is there a real reason we cut the butthole off of garlic before we use a clove?

It's been 33 hours since my last pump. I'd been planning to slowly scale down my milk production, but once I'd gotten down to twice a day I impulsively decided to stop altogether.

My boobs hurt.

I'm no prude but I do feel as though the person smoking a joint in front of me in traffic at 8am might be living mas a little too hard

I googled 'can babies have ranch dressing' today, so that's where I'm at in life.

This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare

If you don't have an individual post condemning every type of evil that has ever occurred in the world then you support it. And frankly it's disgusting

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Thermal polish for Valentine's

Current babyhelmet sticker selection

Yeah going to work while this is happening is really giving me some intense cognitive dissonance