Forgive me Allan I just can't understand why I am allowed to behead my enemies and marry litie girls, but I can't eat a lucking ham sandwich. π₯ͺ
Forgive me, allah
01.03.2026 19:53 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@drowsygeek.bsky.social
Investigator, master of disorganized disorder. βCantankerous t**t.β What do you call an alligator in a vest? I run a tight shipwreck. Same on the bird app. Semper Fi! #NAFO
Forgive me Allan I just can't understand why I am allowed to behead my enemies and marry litie girls, but I can't eat a lucking ham sandwich. π₯ͺ
Forgive me, allah
01.03.2026 19:53 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0A closeup of a handsome cat, Frankie, sitting on the edge of a desk. He's leaning against a wall on his right side, with his hind legs stuck out the other. Frankie has a mostly white front, with tabby stripes on his sides and forehead and a Christmas tree shaped splotch on his forehead. His head is cocked to one side as he looks up toward the camera, as if judging what he sees. #CatsOfBlueSky
Frankie's not sure about my new haircut.
01.03.2026 19:54 β π 454 π 34 π¬ 15 π 0Katie Miller @KatieMiller In times of split second decision making by our nationβs top leaders β itβs clear which AI our military should be using. Truth-seeking is @grok βs best feature.
Grok answer yes, ChatGPT no, Gemini gives mushy "valid arguments on both sides," Claude refuses to take a side in "an ongoing political debate."
Notable how all four LLMs failed to provide a useful answer, much less an expert-level one. They didn't even provide info to help the user. Grok & ChatGPT wrongly accepted the simplified yes/no framing. Gemini gave a mushy both-sides. Claude refused to discuss "politics."
These are toys, not tools.
KAMALA HARRIS WILL SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO WAR STOP WARS VOTE TRUMP VANCE
28.02.2026 19:28 β π 1094 π 323 π¬ 39 π 36Oh good, I'm sure this won't end up turning him into a martyr and everything will be fine...
28.02.2026 20:37 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm sure all the terrorist cells are not going to take this as a personal attack either.
It's a good thing that our counter-terrorism units are in tip top shape and...
...oh, wait.
Your daily Rumdangle.
28.02.2026 20:00 β π 157 π 23 π¬ 1 π 1
The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like.
Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard
They won't. At all.
21.02.2026 21:43 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, look. It's the "Free State Project" guy again.
21.02.2026 21:28 β π 218 π 71 π¬ 20 π 2
Sam Altman, looking down at a 1 year old.
"Inefficient. Disgusting."
It's interesting that the angriest and most indignant opinions pushing back on this bullshit are coming from some of the oldest judges. I could speculate on several possible explanations.
But I'm glad they're doing it.
We're getting the first indications that my/our fears were correct: ICEβaccording to an elected Georgia repβ"conducted a high-speed chase during rush hour" for a suspect who didn't qualify for such treatment under ICE SOPs.
The result: the death of a beloved teacher. www.11alive.com/article/news...
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
18.02.2026 19:41 β π 14688 π 2447 π¬ 212 π 194If you're opposed to gay marriage , you can simply say "no" when a gay person proposes to you. Follow me for more life tips.
Life Tips π
18.02.2026 23:51 β π 50 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0Good. Contempt is terribly underused in general and especially against the government.
18.02.2026 23:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hoom is working until late. Can someone come and turn on Olympics for me to watch?
18.02.2026 23:31 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0if some of you pushed for democrats to do a better job with half the intensity you complain about criticism of democrats we would be ahead of the game
18.02.2026 16:12 β π 729 π 124 π¬ 61 π 15
Holy shit.
It's barely February and people are already submitting for the Imbecile Olympics.
Man: Will you marry me? Woman: Do you have a house? Man: No. Woman: Do you have a BMW car? Man: No. Woman: How much is your salary? Man: I don't have a salary, but- Woman: No "but." You have nothing. How can I marry you? Please leave! Man (talking to himself): I have one villa, three pieces of land, three Ferraris, and three Porsches. Why would I need a BMW? How could I have a salary when I am the boss? And the woman lost her chance
Why is asking women he don't know and who obviously don't know him to marry him?
18.02.2026 21:44 β π 328 π 13 π¬ 62 π 3Someone send him to AO3.
18.02.2026 21:50 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in front of a snowy window
long time no fish
18.02.2026 21:05 β π 1949 π 162 π¬ 61 π 4
New at The Watch:
The Democrats' demands to "reform" Trump's immigration thugs aren't reforms at all. They're already the law, the Constitution, and widely accepted police practices. And in a free society, they'd never be negotiable.
On January 10, 2026, while driving back to work after getting lunch with his father and cousin, a car quickly passed O., sped up, then stopped in front of him. (Id. ΒΆ 3.) A few men in civilian clothes stepped out of the car and asked for his identification. (Id.) The men threatened O.βif he did not get out of the car, they would force him out. (Id.) O. exited the car and was told he was under arrest. (Id.) The men handcuffed him and did not allow him to bring his phone. (Id.) O. felt like he was being kidnapped. (Id.) The men detained O., his father, and his cousin, taking them all to Whipple. (Id. ΒΆ 4.) At Whipple, there was βfood scattered on the floor, the floor was sticky with mud, and everything stuck to your shoes.β (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The space was so cramped that sometimes there was no space to sit on the floor. (Id.)
The horror stories rolling in from Minnesota are just the tip of the iceberg. This 20-year-old, who's lawfully present in the country, was arrested for being Latino, then jailed in a filthy cell where he couldn't even sit down. 18 days of illegal detention. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...
17.02.2026 20:06 β π 5639 π 2807 π¬ 100 π 111Oooof.
17.02.2026 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0have you or someone you know had to find care for your pet after being detained by ICE? are you in hiding and worried about vet care? i am working on a story about what happens to pets during the ICE surge. DM me or email sstroozas@mpr.org
17.02.2026 17:19 β π 78 π 43 π¬ 2 π 0Log Cat needs an exclamation mark over her head, otherwise how will we know she has a quest?
17.02.2026 18:06 β π 59 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0these two young white guys on IG go to an NYC restaurant each week to try food from a different country. they posted a video bringing together the owners of their first 12 stops & it made me cry bc it was simple & beautiful. just people from all over the world hanging & being pals. how it should be.
16.02.2026 04:55 β π 3953 π 438 π¬ 63 π 29The world also acts like keeping them on doesnβt *increase* the odds of failure for their institutions. Do people really think other countries arenβt more likely to boycott the Olympics if a predator is leading them in a country led by a predator? Who is this all in service of?
15.02.2026 20:45 β π 249 π 52 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe he can't find a suitable husband π€·
14.02.2026 23:55 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0