Nigel Byrne

Yeah that's not far off the mark I reckon

Been using 3 lately. Probably not as good as 1 though.

WW3 will make retirement seem trivial anyhow

Oh no. How far into our 100's are we going to need to keep working?

Thank you. I now feel emboldened to post my wrong opinions even more.

Trying to exit to Morisset. Getting run off the road was a kindness.

My Do Nothing At All diet is finally getting the credit it deserves.

One Hundred Years of Solitude - with a family tree but also name every character almost the same fucken name

New South Wales police charged a kid who shone a torch in their eyes with assault.

I'm taking the family camping in a couple of weeks. My children can consider themselves on notice.

I'm just noticing the picture now: what kind of a psychopath eats a maxibon starting from the biscuit end!?

Incorrect

Sydney pools are run by Donkey Kong

It’s one pool swim, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?

Emily, we got out kids knockoff iPods and headphones for Xmas and we have some regrets, despite their clear joy.

Have you read any of her other stuff? Glass Hotel and Sea of Tranquility are my favs!

Or each day's location gets drawn from a hat.

First Test: Perth day 1, Hobart day 2, fuck back to Perth for day 3.

It's the same people at campgrounds with massive caravans watching tv under their annex who park up next to my two man tent ruining the nature vibes I'm there for

Easier than trying to shoehorn in a Sydney private school angle

Do they make them in orange though? That looks very easy to lose.

We really should gift them to Russia for their war effort then.

Ignorance of NSW state politics is psychologically healthy.

I'm just gonna google who he is then I'll get back to you with an answer

Also the KFC on Hunter Street is very historic (largest in southern hemisphere and built over the top of a significant Aboriginal heritage archeological site)

Nice

The number of surfers who can't swim is astounding. I personally know a few who've near drowned after a leg rope has snapped. Also, fuck doing a rescue without something floaty.