Turtle 🐢

a cartoon character named spongebob is holding a fish Alt: a cartoon character named spongebob is holding a fish

I’m so sick of this depression

What a week 🥲 and its only Wednesday

One of my friends pointed out that my breeding kink and the fact that the last 3 people I’ve been with either were nicknamed bunny, or was actually named Bunny (chosen name), may be connected. And I hate that now

Turns out I’m /not/ infertile….

I can be a slut or I can be a lover boy. But not both. I need to pick a lane at this fucking point. Ahhhhhh

I miss 1 of 3 bunnies rn and I hate myself for it 🥲

Spent my post Halloween weekend sleeping, smoking, and painting miniatures. Definitely needed a weekend like this

"I'm not tired"

Also me:

And yes I reinstalled and reactivated my account just so I could bitch and moan here again. It DID mean I had to block the person I was bitching and moaning about….but…..yeah. I miss them

Good lord I have the hardest time getting over people….I don’t understand how someone can just “shut off” the part of them that has feelings for someone but I wish I was like that sometimes 🥲

Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute

“EGGGGGZZACTLY! Egggggxactly! And that’s what I told her!”

It’s so simple. The chipped nail polish on his fingers adds to the credibility of this message 🙂‍↕️

Hi! Have you had a high-protein meal or a big glass of water today? Are you slouching or sitting oddly in your chair?

How about slowly rotating your head left and right, rotating your shoulders back, and then reaching up with both of your arms and then slowly dropping them down?

If she don’t enjoy it she ain’t for me

Got some free begonia cutting off of a free anarchist FB group! So excited to eventually pot these!

We really should have federal laws against people creating AI slop of ppl’s deceased loved ones. I know some states are passing laws against this, but it needs to be more widespread

I mean I certainly use it as an insult but oftentimes in a tongue in cheek sort of way with my friends when I’m giving them shit. Its even funnier when it doesn’t super make sense and they genuinely are like “wait whats that supposed to mean” and then just hit em with one of these 🤷‍♂️

Well that was embarrassing

Gtfo of here with this bullshit

Kimberly Hébert Gregory has sadly passed at the age of 52.

She was introduced to many through her work on ‘Vice Principals’ and ‘Craig of the Creek.’ She voiced, Nicole Williams, Craig’s mom. May she Rest in Peace.

pls take yall vitamins eat ya fruit and stay hydrated immune shots or whatever cause we can’t afford to be sick 😭

Gotta love a skull splitting headache

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

Naur cause how you switch from that to a wanna be Sabrina Carpenter sksksks

This like the 544th time you’ve had a shit music opinion you were confident enough to share on the SL. With that being said, please stop sharing immediately. Talk about garbage disposal or something

Removing Taylor Swift as a muted word so I can see ya’ll talking shit about her new album. Don’t disappoint me BlueSky. Threads has been okay but I do sort of miss this app

I need more gold jewelry.