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@laser2laser.bsky.social

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you have earned one penis token

19.06.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Plucks the gem out of your forehead)

18.06.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Expedition 33... now that's a game

09.06.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay what if I did the dishes

24.05.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big wad of stink a stinky wad if you must

24.05.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stacktopia (BTW I'm Small as an Oat) | Podcast About List
YouTube video by The Funny Channel Stacktopia (BTW I'm Small as an Oat) | Podcast About List

probably the most important 10 minutes of audio recorded in the 21st century www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ke...

13.05.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Horrific discovery which is that I look exactly like Matt Walsh

06.05.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally ate tacos on Cinco de Mayo

06.05.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy you don't have object permanence? You don't know what you're missing

05.05.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having some chicken and rice

03.05.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The amazing thing about posting is that it's completely free and anybody can do it. Even you

30.04.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to do something really stupid today

24.04.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: US Politicians were buying tariff exempt companies before the news like $AAPL Apple.

Take Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene. She bought $AAPL, $AMZN, $DELL, $NKE, and others before the surprise announcement today, buyjng the companies as they fell.

Unusual.

12.04.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1228    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 55
YouTube video frame with a priest next to the text β€œHow to Skip Purgatory” and the title β€œNew Strat Discovered”

YouTube video frame with a priest next to the text β€œHow to Skip Purgatory” and the title β€œNew Strat Discovered”

new glitchless tech found that involves dying on a specific frame to underflow your z-position and respawn in heaven

07.04.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

In 2013 I signed an email with Stay Trill

07.04.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Higher gas prices are good because it takes less time to pump 20 dollars worth

05.04.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skrillex vindicated as a visionary

05.04.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this video so much. Stop whatever you're doing and watch it right now

30.03.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

everything i eat in a day as a 14 year old uncle

30.03.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's the guy looking at the other girl over his shoulder meme. The man looking says "a can of red paint." The girl he's looking at says "an Italian sports car." His girlfriend next to him says "Clifford the big red dog statue"

It's the guy looking at the other girl over his shoulder meme. The man looking says "a can of red paint." The girl he's looking at says "an Italian sports car." His girlfriend next to him says "Clifford the big red dog statue"

A peak into my mind

20.03.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night was an eccojam

10.03.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny to return to the vaporwave I was devouring around 2013. Double nostalgia

10.03.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2
Exoskeleton EXO 18 HPC 4,0 I-Plus ExoActive

Check this shit out www.festoolusa.com/products/exo...

07.03.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to songs that simulate CTE

06.03.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being cynical as a defense mechanism is so out

02.03.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plausible deniability for a fart requires at least 2 other people

01.03.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have so much money tied up in Webistics

27.02.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think everyone currently running things has a fucked up dick

26.02.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0