Alice Hamilton

help I fell out of a coconut tree and I can’t get up

Frogs for Freedom! 🐸

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seeing all the AI used on the No Kings protest signs

the motif does not match the music

every update and I’m more convinced this season will never air

just read the Fort Bragg Cartel… every time I think I cannot have less respect for our armed forces 🥴 they were stealing Afghan heroin and selling it to Americans from our military bases 🫩

two baby squirrels playing outside my work 🥹

every accusation is a confession. right wingers make frivolous claims of racism because they believe that’s the only kind there is.

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Conan O’Brien said that anytime a writer would come to an SNL pitch claiming they’d written the funniest sketch it always bombed. That’s what I thought of when Taylor Swift said “We really caught lightning in a bottle with this album”

They were still mad at the end 😂

I’ll never forget, back in high school, how mad my best friend and her mom were when they realized, in the theater, that Sweeney Todd is a musical. I thought they knew. They we’re livid 😂😂

only time will tell

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

the chronically online urge to post about crimes you’ve committed

every ICE agent is Kyle Rittenhouse

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Random guy: I see you’re buying chicken. Is that meal prep? Do you work out?

Me: No

Him: wha— why?

Me: Too tired. I’m tapping out.

Him:

the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.

ICE are fucking pigs this is disgusting. Throwing his sunglasses is a great move.

why they gotta be so fkn weird about everything

so dramatic. four years is nothing. Imma prolly get a longer sentence for wishing ill on ICE agents 🙄

Suspect has two signs in his car, ABC7 reports one of the signs says "I NEED YOUR HELP TRUMP"

it’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard

A Black male cheerleader throws a white female flier and catches her in three impressive stunts. Balancing her up above his head by her foot. Top comment says “if people trusted each other like this racism would disappear.” Which is an odd yet wholesome reaction to high level cheerleading.

top comment was not what I expected

if you name your baby Keegan you don’t love it

Doctor: I'm afraid the cancer has metastasized
Pagliacci: Should I go see Pagliacci?
Doctor: We should really be discussing palliative care
Pagliacci: No! No no no! You're supposed to say "go see Pagliacci and you will be cured!" Say it!
Doctor: I'm very sorry and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY N

I’m fine with women being banned from combat roles. They can ban women and queer people from the military altogether I don’t care. Like what? Only men can die in a blazing drone strike?? Cool with me.

local methhead used to come into Walmart at night and help us stock shelves 🥲 he was mad friendly

been playing Pretty & Petty all week

Have Laura Loomer and Whitney Cummings ever been seen in the same room at the same time?