low (on trash)

the stuff I make is just not good enough to care about ig 😓

making gifts is fun except when the gifts get ignored and then it just keeps happening and happening and happening and happening and

It would actually be a really cozy superpower to just intuitively know how any given animal likes to sleep, and to be naturally trusted enough to make it happen. Like, that bear likes his paw held. This cheetah wants to lie on top of you. That schnauzer likes his left ear scritched.

If only ._.

I wish I were quietly competent
or competent
or even just quiet

It would be nice to be good enough for once

I need some big fuckin tiddy in my face, yesterday.

Preferably backed by pecs trying to outdo said tiddy in size.

Is there a name for that kind of fantasy where someone finds out they actually were special after all, like some sort of diamond in the rough, or that they actually did have some hidden talent they just needed to discover

Bell Telephone Company
🆚
Tell Phelebone Company

IMHO (in my himbo opinion)

doe

my mental state is "battery at 1% but it still just doesn't die"

It uses pairwise comparisons to come up with an Elo-ish score, and the list currently has about 90 folks on the list, and a fair number of them are friends.

one of my toxic self-loathing rituals is to rank artists I know

not based on any scientific metric, just how much I like their work and the subjective quality of it

I may lie to myself a lot, but I try not to do it on purpose like that :c

I couldn't even list the ones I know. There are too many, and I'd break down just thinking about their work

so many fucking AMAZING artists out there and I won't ever manage to be worth a damn ;n;

You know what I mean 😭

man I wish I was a good artist

I regret to inform you that I'm still getting weirder. Somehow.

The Matrix, except Neo uses his abilities to turn in to his fursona and that's it

my secret talent is that I can pet animals to sleep

Experts recommend using a gender manager to securely store your genders.

Alert: Suspicious activity has been detected on your account. This means someone may have gotten access to your gender.

For your security, you must change your gender before continuing.

Your gender has expired and must be changed. Note: you may not reuse any of your 10 most recent genders.

Forgot gender? Reset gender here.

Your gender is too weak. A strong gender must contain a capital letter, a number, and a special character.

cybersecurity would be a whole lot more enjoyable if we replaced the term "password" with "gender"

What would happen if she ran in to someone with the same ability?

A drawing by Lowontrash showing a hyper muscular shark, with massive breasts blocking most of the view of their upperbody. Their veiny balls rest behind them while their veiny cock proudly sticks forward. On the top right is a picture of picture of the shark zoomed in, their tiny head is surrounded by muscles.

I can't quite believe it but @lowontrash.bsky.social drew my sona!

It's really nice to see m̶e̶ my shark all hypered up! I wanted a sona for so long, and I wouldn't have tried to sit down and design one without Low encouraging me.