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Batilda! β€οΈ
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A yellow and white house rest upside-down between a field and a large tree.
idk flipping houses looks really hard
14.10.2025 18:18 β π 176 π 38 π¬ 8 π 0Yes it is β€οΈ
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A goose stands outside a pair of double doors. A sign in each door reads "GEESE NOT WANTED!" at the goose's eye level.
βYOUβLL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY.β
28.08.2025 17:08 β π 279 π 60 π¬ 6 π 2
A sign for βIMPATIENT PARKING ONLY 7:00 am - 5:00 pm.β
βOMG Stanley, just pick a damn spot!β
βTHERE. Are you happy now, Alison?β
βTook you long enough.β
A law enforcement officer crouched to face a small owl standing in front of them.
βAre you Jonathan?"
"Hoo?"
"I'm looking for Jonathan."
"Hoo?"
"So it's gonna be like that, huh?"
Post yourself at 21
29.08.2025 22:54 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Between work and family, no wonder I have a freaking headache today. My headache is going to be even worse in 2 weeks when my dad's funeral happens.
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10.06.2025 10:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations
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14.03.2025 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Between work and family. I need a break from life π©
06.12.2024 16:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Put your kids on Favorite and then do not disturb. Your favorites will come through, do not disturb.
03.12.2024 14:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, are you Steve Martin or John Candy?
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02.12.2024 04:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I need donuts
01.12.2024 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun times
01.12.2024 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's donut time already?
01.12.2024 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I hate having time off and sitting here all by myself again.
01.12.2024 04:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am
29.11.2024 07:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β€οΈ
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A white cat wrapped in a blue satin blanket.
βI bring you news from the front, mβlord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.β
24.11.2024 20:39 β π 371 π 87 π¬ 5 π 1Heartbreak Ridge. How Marine of you.
25.11.2024 06:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02nd day of rain here.
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βWhoever stole the purple marker, please return it!β written in green on a whiteboard. βNo!β is written in purple below it.
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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I can't believe she is 1 already.
18.11.2024 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Small brown dog groomed to leave a long, flowing beard.
- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
