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In Ancient China, the land was split into three kingdoms.

Cao Wei,

Shu Han,

and the third, the

5 years ago today, I got the ultimate upgrade. She does the pumping, and I do everything else.
It wasn't looking good for a while; the doc still calls me Lazarus.
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The MAHA people: tell us more about the roach milk

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The people of Spain really
don't give a SHIT!!!

Trump is the biggest
LOSER in history!

This is likely part of it, though it's also worth noting that Spain is the 8th largest oil importer on Earth:

Walz: "There are no Somali folks in the Epstein files"

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Just because Captain Howdy Doody is gone doesn’t mean Border Patrol isn’t active in Minnesota.

So Governor who in Government is going to stand up and fix this

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finished embroidering my jacket :)

After Trump Officials Cut Food Aid to Kenya, Children Starved to Death “Brutal and traumatizing”: Interviews and a trove of internal documents show government officials and aid workers desperately tried to warn Trump advisers about impending disaster and death.

Secretary Marco Rubio claimed no one died as a result of cuts to USAID. That’s not what we found.

After Trump officials cut food aid to Kenya, children starved to death in an American-made hunger crisis.

(Published Dec. 2025)

“I had to remove a hella lotta Epstein tattoos!”

Colleges See Spike in Students With Disabilities, Including Elite Schools

They are clearly trying to whip up a moral panic about disability accommodations but this article doesn't include any data on accommodations.

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Along with the Waymo blocking an ambulance during the shooting in Austin last weekend…why oh why do these idiots think AI should be autonomous killers with no human oversight!???? Make it make sense!!!!

While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test...

McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.

"Furthermore, their mamas don't dance and their daddies don't rock and roll."

Even worse Neera Tanden retweeted Nick Fuentes (Nazi), Matt Walsh (Christian Nationalist and Turbo Bigot), Pamphlets (Tankie Campists), and Max Blumenthal (Pro Putin and Assad campist who runs the Greyzone)

Just saying Matty will glaze Trump next week when he declares he brought peace to the Middle East.

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Boophis reticulatus, a brown tree frog with weird ridges on its back, perched on a serrated bright green Pandanus leaf.

Platypelis pollicaris, a little brown narrow-mouth frog with flecks of gold over its body, sitting atop a bright green leaf

A female Calumma oshaughnessyi, a large green and grey chameleon with diagonal stripes up its body, walking along a branch toward camera left.

A portrait of Liopholidophis dolicocercus (sorry if you’re using a system that reads these Latin names aloud!), a black, brown, and bright yellow snake. In my years working with snakes in Madagascar, I think I have never had a more cooperative subject. It was totally calm and posable!

Yesterday we hiked out of the forest after five days totally off-grid. Hard to believe what’s happened in the world in the last five days! I’m quite glad we were out of signal range and able to focus on just excellent frogs and reptiles. 🧪🐸🦎🐍🇲🇬

Umm have you watched #Yellowjackets

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Ah, so Vance’s skin is being harvested to heal Trump.

Got it.

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#SendKai too! She's 18.

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This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)