Rambo Calrissian 🐀

There's *maybe* 3 good Halloween sequels if you're generous and Season of the Witch sweeps em all

Even the Dead Rising Sequels fail at being Risinglikes. True one of a kind.

Love that time and time again they come out with a story that reinforces "money as we understand it is fundamentally not real and the richest people alive are playing with the concept like it's their own personal toybox".

So funny the the Splatoon crossover included precisely zero (0) octopus villagers.

Wait this sounds like an incredible vibe

If your husband suggests a day trip to Chappaquiddick *do not go*

What are you talking about you didn't enjoy getting less mega shards and pretty feathers than you would have just running around the world for the same amount of time?

You called your service Goliath and were surprised when you were killed by a little guy?... What were they paying you for?

>Descent of Lunaris is a classic dungeon-crawling turn-based RPG inspired by Wizardry and Shin Megami Tensei.

I'M SORRY IT'S A WHAT???

The game tears you away mid-scene to different points in the narrative timeline for dramatic purposes and it's extremely upsetting and effective. I've never experienced a game that pulls off cutaways in engine like this.

Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is also very much in this vein of "Resident Evil but the Zombies have been replaced with even more puzzles!"

There's some good deals at the moment, Green man gaming has it 26% off right now

"I'm participating in a singularly consistent stream of Swastikas delivered directly to my eyeballs every day, this is the audience I am hoping to cultivate".

There's literally an option in the notifications menu. It's not hidden.

You have to love when a parody understands the source material better than the original artists themselves.

You just can't beat old video game sunsets. The water just looks better.

They could do Chainsaw Man: Endless Eight

RIP to the crew of the HMS Thunder child you were real ones

This is a sign, if you are reading this, to pirate an early version of Minecraft Java and get lost for 2 weeks of manic build time.

This UI design is *incredible*, it's like a film negative

There was a world where they released Expedition 33 and I said more or less "ok we can put every other game on hold to 2026, this one is a GOTY shoe-in" and there's been a number of real contenders since then. Loooooooong year.

I got it for 30% lower than the steam price on GMG and I've been having such a blast. For anyone who is on the fence, you should know that this is actually a character action game in disguise and Hinako is a bloodthirsty maniac with a robust toolset and an iron will.

Sammmy what am I looking at this looks incredible.

God I've got to play this, the beaches in Paradise Killer were a work of art.

That is a man who in the very near future is digging too greedily and too deep.

Now *this* is podracing!

Does the blank spot on the hotbar represent when you have "break" mode activated? That's a really elegant solution!

I thought surely you must have oversold this somehow but I just got to the stage where he explains how this works and it's actually the craziest thing I've ever seen

Oh no a game chemically formulated to appeal specifically to me

Forspoken (2023), for how angry people get when you tell them it was actually good though.

Make sure you catch Caveat (2020) as well by the same director, it's thoroughly upsetting!