Jozef

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Yeah the arc pulse team knocked it out of the park 🔥

I'm the type of goon who, full of hubris, tries a witty remark on the main character while looming over him in clear advantage - until!

Seeing this is like seeing the wormhole chest tunnel thing from Donnie Darko. my fate is sealed with such esoteric magiks, heaven forefend my guesswork at the hows and happenstances chance'd to get me from hither to yon...

Love that CASE

He's a ghost. That's why he can see Danny

i wanna hear more about what this guy has to say

Weird job

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

I was at the count in Gorton and Denton last night and we all saw Matt Goodwin eat ballot papers. His girlfriend and team begged him to stop but he kept stuffing it into his mouth and making grunting sounds like the Cookie Monster

The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc who is NOT an enslaved worker bound to empire that grows needlessly and heedlessly. who's ungoliant? i don't know her

So glad you're signal boosting it 🙏 quite good indeed! I've never seen such nicely modelled sea-bull hybrids

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone “I think we need to destroy the data centers”

me in any conversation about anything lately:

Weird Job

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

Lack of square brackets makes this a very funny aside

Fake, unfortunately 😑

yeah this is around where I got stuck in '99

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kun ĉia honesteco, Esperanto estas ne bonega lingvo por "Secure Comms"

Seems like you know a lot about what a fed plant's profile would look like huh.

Guy conflating internet popularity with opinion validity is funny... But not funny haha. Funny weird.

A popular CIA destabilising strategy is to sow dissent within broadly agreeing groups with agents that force quibbling over word choice and minor semantic differences. I imagine you know this?

You have my sword

Every silver lining has a cloud huh

The only reasonable response to this is "Very interesting, now please face the wall."

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time