taco bones

ketchup is the best condiment for any type of fried potato

I had to think about it for a second because I dont really buy coffee, but $5 seemed about right

promises of amnesty from the us government? that and $5 will get you a cup of coffee.

which us civilian targets is Iran capable of striking?

maybe it's those JNCOS you're wearing

she's almost like some beautiful extraterrestrial alien

it's like Carlin said, anyone driving faster than me is a maniac and anyone driving slower than me is an idiot

Me after 3 sangrias

why did they hire the radical left woke ai company in the first place?

I always thought it was just a ruse to get you to say that you couldn't even do that if you were sober

Kansas State Defensive End Cody Stufflebean

I know this is a basketball thread but...

[pink pony club]

🎵
Joyce Carol Oates
She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s
Joyce Carol Oates
🎵

I need you all to understand how furious I am at Bill for this because for NINE ENTIRE DAYS I have been unable to stop thinking of names/statements that can be sung like Pink Pony Club

🎶
Robocop 3
I'm going to keep forgetting they made
Robocop 3
🎶

🎶
Zestfully clean
You're never fully clean until you're
Zestfully clean
🎶

probably safe to assume so

whenever I get this feeling I just watch Deadwood again

we call this "playing the cello"

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

hello Ripley. good evening, Seamus

X: link to a racist substack about whether Finns have the correct haplogroups to be white

Bsky: argument on if it’s racist to change emojis from the Simpsons color

FB: guy who called you slurs in school posting a courthouse selfie with the caption “sometimes blood and family are different things”

it ain't half bad for some shit I threw together

with a slice of grocery store rosemary foccacia

some salt pork, onions, garlic, flour and oil to make a roux, shrimp stock, potatoes, a little can of corn, some hondashi, some half and half, a can of salmon, some shrimp, and baby, I got a stew going

should have taken some pictures. but i made a pretty bangin salmon shrimp chowder tonight.

!!!!

waking up multiple times every night, hands both numb and on fire

I fear for the 85% that dont have a clue