BeerCanSam

Society: “Here’s the ideal male body.”
Me: “Ugh, I hate unrealistic beauty standards.”
Also me: hits follow on another jacked dude on Bluesky

Hairy asses are my weakness, and his is hitting every button.

This dude’s beard is fucking amazing.

I can take a lot of things deep without making a sound, but the toothbrush taps my tongue and I’m over here retching like a back-alley confession. 😭🪥🐻

I love donuts. Especially the cream filled kind.

I’ve never seen it in person, but damn do I love this man’s dick.

Show off.... lol. I love it, tho. ❤️

It’s definitely looking fat for today’s #fcf

I’m the guy you circle back to after all your “better options” don’t pan out.

I’m supposed to be napping.

It’s hard not to notice—at camp, everyone’s got a circle. I’ve just got dots scattered around.

Not all nudity is sexual. But Bluesky seems to think otherwise.

Tonight’s remedy: bubble bath. Tomorrow’s plan: camp. Feeling slightly more alive.

I like to pull on knobs.

Day 8 of feeling like trash. This upper respiratory virus is still hanging around, but the steroids are kicking in. Fewer bouts of shortness of breath today, so maybe I’m finally on the mend. Now if only sleep would cooperate.

Yeah, but this is more the nudist/body positivity side of me talking. Not just the gay side. 😉

When I hired you as a coach, I would have never of thought I’d see this much of you. And I’m not complaining. Lmao.

Definitely

Just saw the Himeros cock rings… $400+? Nah, my dick’s cool, but not that cool. 😂

Love that ring. Might have to look into getting one like that.

It’s been a minute since I dropped a #FatCockFriday. Happy Friday, boys 🐓🍑 #fcf

Last day of camping. 😔

This man is hot af. 🥵

Roseland Resort in West Virginia.

One week. No clothes. All freedom. Naked at camp for the Fourth 🇺🇸🔥

Woof.

That’s a great furry arm. 😈

Smile, nod, keep walking. That’s the routine. No one sees the hollowed-out version of me behind it all. I share a home with someone I used to love—now we’re just coexisting.