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Philanthropic Chaos Gremlin

@teslabolts.bsky.social

Just a gaymer (30, he/they) with switchy himbo exhibitionist vibes in southern Wisconsin looking to see sexy geeky dudes! NSFW and 18+, DMs welcome if done respectfully! Ask for Telegram if preferred Previously known on the bird app as @obsequioussnow

862 Followers  |  1,151 Following  |  790 Posts  |  Joined: 15.09.2023  |  1.9106

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Happy half-priced chocolate day! With @alchemy-cub.bsky.social

15.02.2026 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like floating, when I call you a good boy. It feels nice and peaceful and pleasant, and like you're asleep at the shore and my words are the waves that slowly get to you, lift you up gently and carry you away, just drifting, drifting, drifting like a good boy, taken away by the waves...

14.02.2026 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He does such great art ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿคฉ

13.02.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Over joyed with this sketch commission of myself dressed as aquaman, tied up with a sock gag. Thank you so much for this @corndisger.bsky.social

13.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the time of year for your heart to melt.
Why donโ€™t you let your mind melt instead?
Just getting lost in love of mindless bliss.
Let the worries melt away
Let the thoughts melt away
Give in to your desires
Get lost in my control
Just be mine
๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ
#gayhypno

13.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ suits you well to be a hypnotic thrall

13.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me flexing my biceps toward the camera dressed in a Takedown singlet that is black with blue lightning. Also wearing a Final Fantasy 14 style pendant and chain

Me flexing my biceps toward the camera dressed in a Takedown singlet that is black with blue lightning. Also wearing a Final Fantasy 14 style pendant and chain

I mean, if @somegayhimbo.bsky.social says it's flex Friday for us nerds, I guess I have to oblige

13.02.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ใ€THE CUPIDใ€‘
Another year... Another Valentine's Day...

Which means a whole new set of heartbroken, lonely boys from relationships gone wrong. Normally, weโ€™d hope for Cupid to help us find our other half...

But is Cupid really what we think he is?๐Ÿ’˜~
(more story below!)

13.02.2026 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ooh, a great harness and looking amazing on you mate!

13.02.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything is looking quite fine to me ๐Ÿ˜

13.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I subscribe to this delivery service? ๐Ÿ˜

13.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When I smile I get 30% more kelce

13.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1594    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Fact for Friday:

It's Friday the 13th in February, and it isn't a leap year, which means we will also have a Friday the 13th in March (and November).

That's just how the dates line up when you have a 28 day month.

Enjoy your back to back cursed dates!

13.02.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working out more has not fixed my depression, but my arms look fantastic.

12.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the machine used and bastion there is such a great hero to have in it ๐Ÿ˜ Go get a comm from corn, you won't regret it!

12.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have literally $1,06 to my name and can't even pay for my music streaming subscription :')

if yall could share the post below again that would be cool, thanks <3

12.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah...maybe I need more caffeine :P

12.02.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, same issue I have around here :(

12.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The more I see hot stuff like this including Lucifer chairs, the more it feels it's on a kink bucket/wish list of mine to get one...

12.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bork ignore the pimple on my tits

Bork ignore the pimple on my tits

You rub my belly.
Iโ€™ll rub yours and call you a good boy
Deal?

12.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well now I can't unsee that... ๐Ÿ˜œ

12.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a hot himbo hunk, showing off at the gym, probably hypno beats pumping in those earbuds ๐Ÿ˜œ

12.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bernardo stood nervously in the corridor, trying his hardest to stay calm. He had wanted to be a fireman all this young life, and now here was his chance. The firehouse he was in was mainly volunteer, but here he was interviewing for one of the few full time positions offered. (1/16)

12.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fully Closed n Restrained
#domasan #bondage

12.02.2026 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh, that's a very pretty one! You know, on top of seeing that sexy ass ๐Ÿ’œ

12.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An erotic two panel comic with the theme of wind up dolls.
Panel 1. A muscular man stands in a slutty leotard wearing dress shoes and spats, a fat ass magicians assistant, he has a large key in his back. Next to the man is a shorter man in rubber leggings looking at the key with curiosity. The muscle man says: "Dude! Please Help! A magician turned me into a wind up doll and I can't move unless this key is turning. Could you be a pal and wind me up?". The shorter man says "So you can't move at all?".
Panel 2. The shorter man has pushed his finger forwards to cause the muscle man to fall to his knees, his ass cheeks jiggling. The short man says: "HOT!". The muscle man says "Fuck".

An erotic two panel comic with the theme of wind up dolls. Panel 1. A muscular man stands in a slutty leotard wearing dress shoes and spats, a fat ass magicians assistant, he has a large key in his back. Next to the man is a shorter man in rubber leggings looking at the key with curiosity. The muscle man says: "Dude! Please Help! A magician turned me into a wind up doll and I can't move unless this key is turning. Could you be a pal and wind me up?". The shorter man says "So you can't move at all?". Panel 2. The shorter man has pushed his finger forwards to cause the muscle man to fall to his knees, his ass cheeks jiggling. The short man says: "HOT!". The muscle man says "Fuck".

A wind up doll cannot move by itself, but like any good doll, it should be fully posable.
Ft: @lexicolatex.bsky.social

12.02.2026 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You look at the screen.

"Update required. Click yes to accept "

Yes, accept.

You look at the familiar spiral on the screen. You can feel the program going deeper inside your mind.

"Progress... 1%... 24%... 49%... 65%... 94%... 100%"

Reprogramming completed succefully.

Report status, drone.

11.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it bad that I find this just as sexy as the other content...? More nerd outs please ๐Ÿ’œ

11.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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