That Autist Rob?

Prince Barron should join up as an officer, warrant, or enlisted servicemember. He should sign a contract. He should do his part in his father’s war.

After all, he is a dutiful son and patriot.

All of this is just the plot of “W.” (2008).

Seriously, go back and watch the movie. The Administration™️ is literally just AI slopping all of their evil schemes now from bad movie plots.

Seriously. This isn’t the first script they’ve plagiarized.

They’re so bad at being evil, but they’re so evil

So, that whole “defend the homeland” bit only applies to us?

To quote Davey Stone from Eight Crazy Nights, “🎵This is such bullshit🎵”

Operation: Epstein Fury was a rousing success.

Can we just fast forward to the bunker scene?

Best gift I ever got was a hoodie with Gimli Gloinson hand-drawn on it. Yeah, be jealous.

The best gift that Nicki Minaj ever got was a Bible with the signature of Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend written with a Trump™️ brand Sharpie®️

To quote the scribe in question, “Sad.”

Hey MAGA; Rob here.

Do you remember where you were on 9/11?

That’s what the killings of Good and Pretti were to Gen Alpha. Oh yeah, and they were schoolchildren during COVID.

They’re pissed, and it’s your fault.

Even if it was “too far” for you.

Now, work that shit out in therapy.

You like Blazing Saddles because “teehee N-word you can’t make it anymore because woke ARE YOU TRIGGERED LIBRUL”

I like Blazing Saddles because, much like the Common Clay of the New West, you’re too stupid to realize that Mel Brooks was making fun of you.

The “Shoot Your Local Pedophile” crowd sure is awfully quiet these days. I can’t imagine why…

She can’t even look them in the fucking eye.

Why the fuck are people acting shocked that Donald Trump posted something racist?

Furthermore, why the fuck are people acting shocked that Donald Trump posted something racist to deflect from people talking about him paying millions to rape children?

He’s a racist, pedophile, piece of shit.

“Don’t let it bring you down; it’s only castles burning.”
-Neil Young

Fine. I will allow the TPUSA Halftime Show for Crybabies with Hurt Widdle Feelings™️ to happen, but Kid Rock is required to perform “Cool, Daddy, Cool” with subtitles on.

Kid Rock makes music for people who can’t be bothered to make their supervised visitation appointments while posting birthday pictures of their kids from other people’s profiles.

Talking Points USA had all this time to come up with a banger of a lineup and in the 11th hour they came up with Kid Rock but a decade after he was irrelevant, some country music guy who had like two songs that performed fine, some other country music guy, and Carrie Underwood’s replacement.

Cool.

MAGA: “Trump could cure childhood cancer and you still wouldn’t support him.”

Me: “Yeah, well he cut childhood cancer research because people found out he’s a serial child rapist.”

The funniest part about this whole dystopian farce of a timeline is that QAnon can’t even brag about being right.

Hey MAGA.

Just say you were wrong.

Please.

Anything weighing heavy on your heart now is a hell of a lot lighter than what he’s going to ask of you soon.

Take the fucking off-ramp because the crash is coming, and you are loyal to a man who does not give a shit about you except how he can use you.

“If Alex Pretti didn’t want to get shot, he should have complied and not interfered.”

So we agree; Ashli Babbit had it coming.

Palantir is nothing more than a clearinghouse for your personal and digital information.

It’s not like the actual Palantiri, powerful seeing stones that were crafted by Fëanor and gifted to the Númenorians (ancestors of Gondor) as a token of eternal friendship before one was captured by Sauron.

STOP COMPARING TRUMP TO HITLER

He’s more of a Mussolini or Petaín.

Things are fucking scary right now, and they’re likely to get scarier. Don’t give up on each other, hang tough, drink water, rest, laugh, love, be a goddamn goofy weirdo, call your homies, worsh yer bottom, give yourself grace, talk to your therapist, breathe, poo, and remember: #TheyCannotKillUsAll

If you’re a veteran and MAGA, I sincerely hope that Jody is still fucking your girlfriend and driving around town in your piece-of-shit Charger that you financed for 20% APR at that dealership a mile off post, you Blue Falcon motherfucker.

That’s not a premiere; that’s a mandatory work function

Good to know that the administration is capable of producing lists, after all.

#TomHoman #ReleaseTheEpsteinList

“My weapon is my memory.”
-Run the Jewels

Taking a break from the Algorithm for a bit.

The Discourse™️ is getting to the old mental health.

I’ll be around, just doing other cool shit.

Y’all stay safe, hang tough, and remember: Don’t do anything stupid or shitty.

Give ‘em hell 🫂

Geraldo Lunas Campos.
Luis Gustavo Núñez Cáceres.
Luis Beltrán Yáñez-Cruz.
Víctor Manuel Díaz.
Heber Sánchaz Domínguez.
Parady La.
Keith Porter.
Renee Nichole Good.
Alex Pretti.

The list will grow - all names written in blood on a parchment of empty chairs - until we act.