Nosferatu Joseph 🧛🏻‍♀️

Obviously there's a lot of shite but occasionally there are cool threads that veer more into the metaphysical and away from crime. It's a fun set of rabbit holes. Don't confuse it with unsolved mysteries - unresolved is the one you're looking for.

Some of the replies were about famous crimes; some centered on physics or cosmology; there were some conspiracy theories. I liked this one and others that enunciated parallel universe theories in interesting ways.

It is!

Found an old thread on my favourite sub-Reddit (unresolvedmysteries) asking people to share their whackiest theories. I loved this one: "When a random memory pops into your head for no reason at all it's actually caused by someone going back in time and causing that event to happen differently."

Pattie Boyd must feel extra smug when these sorts of things happen.

This is like discovering that not only had John Mayer written an eye-wateringly naff song about someone's body being a wonderland, but that the body in question belonged to Jennifer Hate Hewitt. Awful feelings all around.

Learning that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her future husband's penis is bad. Probably not as bad as the song itself but pretty bad.

What a great idea! I just bought a gift copy at the link ☺️

The cover for the book, Read This When Things Fall Apart: Letters to Activists in Crisis. The cover art features a person wading into a body of water in the woods at night.

The table of contents for Read This When Things Fall Apart is a crisis directory—“read this if…” [insert heartbreak, setback, disaster, or breaking point]. I wish I could gift a copy to every activist in Chicago. You can donate a copy to an activist in need here: www.akpress.org/read-this-wh...

Oh come on this is funny you bastards

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

I just read this lyric to my wife and I'm afraid she might have fainted because she was laughing so hard.

Here's the thing: she's a very smart lyricist. She's shown that again and again. She could have written something funny and sexy and even a bit silly. Instead, "Wood"? I believe it even features the word "dickmatized". What? Why?

Pattie Boyd must feel extra smug when these sorts of things happen.

This is like discovering that not only had John Mayer written an eye-wateringly naff song about someone's body being a wonderland, but that the body in question belonged to Jennifer Hate Hewitt. Awful feelings all around.

Learning that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her future husband's penis is bad. Probably not as bad as the song itself but pretty bad.

Baba Yaga

Hormones are hilarious, what do you mean I'm crying in public because of the way this song switches up at 3 minutes and 40 seconds?

Look at me facilitating new friendships!

I appreciate all the people showing love and support to me. I’m so grateful honestly. It means a lot. The ban isn’t that big of a deal for me. I think it was wrong and the explanation was bullshit. But that’s ok and I accept. Social media comes and goes. I’m grateful for all the connections I was able to make and all the people I get to be connected with off Bluesky. More importantly, the world needs more people to give a fuck. More people to give a fuck about Palestinians, more people to give a fuck about disabled folks, more people to give a fuck about our queer and trans siblings, more people to give a fuck about Black liberation. The world, and Bluesky, is full of bootlickers who will do anything to avoid doing anything to upset the status quo. These people are cowards groveling to those in power in hopes of protection. I just hope people continue to show love and care and kindness. Mutual aid is so important. Give when you can, boost when you can. We only survive this together.

Hear ye hear ye a message of hope and inspiration from our courageous leader in exile, Link. May all his loyal followers take heart!

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

@thejessness.bsky.social

Finally got around to playing this! Super fun, suitably creepy for the season, and there's a fedora joke that made me laugh aloud.

This is very good. (Read the whole thing, don't just rage-quit over the headline if you're among the Swifties who enjoy the new album.)

No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

Reading @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social on Taylor Swift's terrible new album is absolutely necessary. defector.com/taylor-swift...

Sometimes I share these stories with my wife and her other nurse friends just to piss them off (I have a weird sense of humour). As she said the first time I mentioned the cop/fent phenomenon: THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!!!

My parents did not confiscate Jilly Cooper's books from me - fair enough, I hid them - and, as a result, I spent a year in my early teens convinced you could only have sex if you were near a horse stable. RIP Dame Jilly.

A WhatsApp message: Apparently something I say a lot in haunted houses is no thank you with varying levels of terror in my voice.

My beloved did her annual spooky season haunted house visit with a friend last night.

What's especially frustrating is that these kids are SMART! They're charming! They're interesting! I am not sure why they don't trust themselves.

I've listened to The Subway so much in the past few weeks I'm worried Chappell Roan herself might reach out to ask if I'm okay.