Caramel Kangaroo 🦘

I get Nintendo consoles for the exclusives, but there's value in the system itself. I feel the Switch 2 is competitive on price compared to other systems, especially with the dock included. The Joy-Cons are nice. Has good multiplatform support.

Hey! My caramel!!

Hey, don't steal the caramel candy I keep there!

Kangaroo market is an investing term but not enough people use it and I want to make it more of a thing

If you're curious, it means prices are hopping up and down but there's no clear up or down trend. Bull markets trend up, bear markets trend down.

Just weeks ago, people said the stock market is a bull market. Yesterday they said it's a bear market, but it has a sharp rebound today.

Again, nobody expects a kangaroo market 🦘

But really, who stumbled upon a hive of flying stinging insects and was all "I must risk being stung hundreds of times for this goo inside" and then made eating honey a thing

Let's roo the day

Especially during FebROOary. It's practically a holiday that lasts a month

In my defense, I'm a kangaroo

I wish I could draw because now I want a picture of me panicking and breathing fire everywhere at a restaurant while my dog friend is like "this is fine"

At least that's what I feel like when I have Indian or Mexican food with friends and I'm not careful

I can't stand spicy food but it would be much more entertaining if I could breathe fire like a dragon after eating some

We should have a #febrooary hangout this month. I'll fire up the grill

Hoppy FebROOary, roo!

*Pulls your fursona out of my phone and gives them a big hug*

I got some art commissioned last year from an artist at a con and people have accused me of getting AI art. Can't even get art from an actual person at a physical event without it being called AI.

I'll try my best to imitate the old Dunkaroos mascot, but I know I've got pretty big shoes to fill!

(🎨 by the awesome @tylarstorm.bsky.social )

That sounds hilarious! And I mean, financial markets are so full of very serious people. To see them in fursuits would be much more fun.

Me when I am denied a caramel treat

I know it's computerized now and blah blah but I do not care, I want to see bulls and bears yelling at each other about stocks

The stock market would be more fun if the people there were in bull and bear costumes as they ran around yelling on the trading floor.

One of the hardest life lessons that took me a very very long time to grasp was to stop living my life desperately trying to please everyone. The fact of the matter is some people will like me, some won't....and that's ok. That's life. But I've reached a point in life where I don't have the energy

Live now. Do the fun things you want to do. You never know when you can't anymore, as life and health are never guaranteed and your ability to do things can change in an instant.

Obviously, be responsible with it. But enjoy life and good health while you have it.

It has come to my attention that it is Girl Scout cookie season.

Samoas, Adventurefuls, and Toffee-tastics will not stand a chance with me around!

No. Stop it. I remember thinking that the NES was so old when the PS3 came out.

Stoooooopp

Can't believe What Does the Fox Say is from over 12 years ago

Thinking about the time my now girlfriend was shocked that I went to a furry convention. After we met working in IT and finding out that we both love Animal Crossing.

I think it's more surprising she's not a furry than that I am one tbh

Cute! And what a nice name for him!

Still excited about Yoshi in the Super Mario Galaxy movie! I want to hug him!

You and your RC

I like it too. So underrated. Was happy to see it in a movie theater once and while I usually avoid buying soda at theaters, I had to get it.

The stock market has been jumping around a lot lately and I'm kinda hyped because people might call it a kangaroo market again.