Vince Raison

No, Prime Minister A short story that thinks it's a sitcom

A short story.
Steve spends his spare time doomscrolling and posting snarky comments. Yet despite his witty interjections, nothing changes. Until one day, it did…

What a fucking baby. At last someone said no to him. I wish his mother had. I wish his mother had said no to his father.

Yes, the American people are being completely conned. But that’s what they voted for

And I thought Team America: World Police was a parody.

Irony is dead thanks to these ballless shitsacks.

A very dangerous world, in which the FIFA Peace Prize no longer carries the weight of integrity it once did.

What the fuck is wrong with America? Always at war. Always pretending to have moral superiority. Always putting the world in danger. Another unjustifiable, unprovoked war that is going to cost many lives. Can you not just fuck off and give the world a break?!

One day of good news - Greens thrashing Reform - and we’re back to America and Israel’s murderous shite. Fuck off, the pair of youse.

Noted. Have you gone in on the hot honey yet?

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Someone should tell Matt Goodwin that, here in Britain, we don't like sore losers. It's part of our culture.

So good to wake up to some good news for a change. Hats off to Hannah Spencer, the Green Party, Gorton and indeed, Denton.

Review: Dirty Business Channel 4’s superb doo-doo doco-drama

Even The Daily Heil gave this a good review. Somehow they forgot to mention that it was Margaret Thatcher who sold the water companies to investors who would go on to rake £85 billion off you. And that it was David Cameron and Liz Truss who slashed regulations allowing them to pollute our rivers.

Absolutely. Just retrieving it from the bin.

Any suggestions for ritual disposal of this family heirloom are welcome.

The worst deal in history, brass balls of the fuckwit who delivered #Brexit 🤣🫣🇷🇺🪆
#Farage

Saw a cheese and Branston roll today for £4.65 and I am shook.

Rayo Vallecano stun Atlético with their fans in revolt and stadium unusable | Sid Lowe Rayo had to prepare at Getafe’s place and play at Leganés’s stadium. But they still managed to upset Atlético Madrid

It’s a disgrace what Presa has done to Rayo. Great club, fantastic fans, dickhead owner.

Great analysis. Thanks for sharing.

Fully chuffed that @theshirkersrest.bsky.social has made Branch Pub of the Year, but I can’t take all the credit.

Congrats to all 4 of these magnificent SE London watering holes.

This is the real stuff. Allez Red Star!

Great to see the rain in London again today after yesterday’s drought.

Something else to thank Maggie Thatcher for.

Visiting your constituency occasionally is not 'working from home', Nige.

The doco, not the review.

Queen of Chess review – how the greatest female player of all time checkmated the sexist establishment She was raised as part of a prodigy-breeding psychological experiment, took on the chess patriarchy and beat her idol Garry Kasparov. So why isn’t there more depth to this documentary?

This was v v good.

February Cask Festival Is Ago!

We have Ten Cask Ales for you to enjoy today!

CAMRA Members get 50p off a pint of Cask Ale today when you show your Membership Card.

Pubcast: Home and Away – Deserter South London vs South Spain, plus Germany, Goa, Ireland & Japan.

NEW PUBCAST: Paris, Malaga and… erm, Rotherhithe. Plus Lime Crisps, Goan Crisps and, unfortunately, Kimchi Crisps.

Shocking.