Lars

Hernandez choked in the world series. All I hear is "Waaah!! Pablo was better than I was!"

Mars

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No one gave a shit if a gay man was lonely navigating a homophobic society. No one gave a shit if a woman was lonely in an abusive marriage. No one ever gave a shit if the Black kid in a white school was lonely.

But we all need to care about straight white men being lonely.

Miss me with this bs.

I think there is no better summation of the Democratic Party than saying you want to minimize cruelty instead of completely eliminate it

You voted for Luke Lindberg. Stop with the performative bullshit and actually oppose.

Mob Belvin

Nah, you want to continue to fund a bunch of masked thugs torturing innocent people who are just trying to live their lives.

You are the epitome of the elite who want ICE to exist in order to protect your white privilege.

Maybe it has been there all along and I just never noticed, but there is a layer of cowboy hat, twang, "gosh y'all", bullshit smeared over absolutely everything sports and it pisses me off whenever I see it.

Kevin Millar is a perfect example of this. Fuck that guy. Jingostic motherfucker.

California Über Alles

He decorates all his properties like brothels.

I had a vegan pineapple froyo delivered. I don't care about your disapproval.

All 3 of the new Yankees bullpen guys have swallowed their spikes.

Camilo gonna Camilo

Have a fuckin' seat.

You don't get those calls in NY.

Dude pitches like Butto

Awesome. I can't wait to make supplemental income by taking my prescription drugs.

Yaz!

The only thing firing the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics does it make that particular metric unreliable at best and outright bullshit at worst.

When you do a bunch of stupid shit that limits job growth and get mad at the numbers, you're just an idiot being propped up by sycophants.

Now that it is blown up, I want an All-Galoot Giants team. I want to see defenders eating hotdogs in the outfield!

Let's see the jiggle.

In any case, the toothpaste is out of the tube. We're just going to have to put up with it now like cigarettes or AirBNB, or any other bad thing that was foisted on us all in the name of commerce.

What AI absolutely is not is sentient. As it stands, it is just an automatic bullshit distributor.

LLMs were always going to be a bad thing. They reflect the biases of their manipulators (as Elon so readily demonstrates), but the real villains make themselves known as soon as AI can be monetized. Those idiots don't know anything about what it is or if it should be used.

I said no, Brian!

I liked Mikey Yaz. He seemed like a personable dude.

I've never heard of any of those guys. I hope they know how to play baseball.

Tibbs ends up on the Dodgers. lmao

Maybe this will fire Camilo up for a little while. I hope he throws strikes.

Buster Shrug