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Heh. I’m fine. Just soap, so it washes off. It just struck me funny.

Y’all. I just got Bukkake’d in my bathroom by an errant bottle of foaming hand soap. #Monday

Elon Musk is apparently under the delusion that our government could have been an email. #Musk #Coup

Donald Trump is not in charge of my life. I’m so tired of old men abusing my people in order to make their old man egos purr. #Disabled #Woman

The men sliding into my DMs must want money (which I don’t have) because I’m certainly not the “sexy, beautiful girl” they are trying to con.

I wish I could emphasize (without sounding strange) how much of the wave in my hair is from it wrapping around my boobs when I sleep. DD hair rollers! Free of charge!

There will never be another Gob. Sweet puppy. #Gob #Schipperke #RescueDog

Does yelling “are you trying to kill me” at your mother when she plays FxNws over the phone count?

On this Mounjaro I think I’d like to become “thin enough that people don’t judge my food choices” but still chubs enough to fly under the Youth Pastor / Camp Counselor Church Creepster radar.

Unwanted remarks and in the text field I usually write “agitator”

I mean…correlation ≠ causation. But also, yes. Empowering the masses is a threat to oligarchy. And drinkable water is the first step to empowerment.

There is a White Castle right next door to the restaurant where we’re picking up our Thanksgiving On A Stick food for tomorrow. Guess who is having a #Deadhead feast TONIGHT?! Mmmm #WhiteCastle

Why is substack’s interface terrible?!? WHY???

Mine has mellowed a bit with time. Zofran is your friend.

Shout out to Burl Ives! No reason, I just think we need to pause and remember him as a legend.

You need more James Acaster in your life.

I went back to the woods yesterday to give this stick a photo shoot. Incidentally this is the first post using my new-to-me camera 🙌 shout out to my dad for helping me figure camera settings out

This was one of your best pieces. And that’s saying something.

Yep. My culture is very against “fuck” as a figure of speech. But not, it seems, as an action perpetrated against unwilling women.

Yeah, I said “fuck”. And I’ll say it again. You don’t get to yell big hoorays over an administration who works to deprive me of my rights and THEN act like I’m the scary one for saying a word you don’t like. I won’t abort my cussing.

Reading Jack Smith’s commentary and now more than ever I want every person imprisoned on charges re. Cannabis possession to be pardoned and released. Holding little ppl to little laws while letting big people flout big laws is some bullshit.

FLASHBACK: “60% of our exports were going to China.”

TN Agriculture commissioner Charlie Hatcher told the truth about how Trump’s last trade war was crushing our farmers. TN was the #1 hardest hit state by far😢👩‍🌾 (It necessitated massive farmer bailout)

I need Betsy’s wisdom now more than ever.

Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout

Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD

But. But. But. The price of eggs, bro! #CorruptMedia

Right? Can you imagine a life so devoid of any kind of positive stimuli that you have to go pick fights with a stranger to feel a feeling? Good lordt.

So weird how we want to be followed on social media but not in a store. Like if you were tracking my steps and listening to what I said in Kroger I’d call security. Like, who are you? Sting??!?

I say “fuck” pretty much always. It is a most useful word.

I find this to be a most excellent plan!

Called my mom. She said “I love you” in a very serious way. We haven’t spoken since 11/6 and I think she may have realized why. I can’t cut off my family because I will not let Fascism rob me of who I love.
But sometimes I have to catch my breath. #WhyCommaJesus