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Theophilus - Light Turd Ferguson

@theophilippus.bsky.social

Nonbinary furry of color Transtransgender man = transgender man born in a cis male body Parent to 2 beautiful neurodivergent trans kids Pronouns: I/me, you/you, he/him/she/her/it, we/us, you/you, they/them

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That explains a lot, actually

24.11.2024 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really gay

24.11.2024 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your mom is rude, didn’t stop me

24.11.2024 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am trying to hire gays and transgenders to diversify my company but whenever I run a background check they are all sex offenders. Where can I find normal LGBTs who are not attracted to minors?

22.11.2024 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

A nonbinary person, a man, and a child molester walk into a bar. The bartender says, β€œHello, sir, what can I get you?”

23.11.2024 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s up sugar tits!

23.11.2024 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Then maybe you should be quiet

22.11.2024 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Master Class

22.11.2024 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your idea is a good one, you don’t have to repeat yourself

22.11.2024 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I truly hope you don’t fall off the edge

22.11.2024 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if you weren’t an idiot?

22.11.2024 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We know. Thank you for keeping the Democrats from stealing the election this time. We love you.

22.11.2024 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those aren’t cats, they’re people

22.11.2024 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only I’d gotten free money from the government out of taxes I already paid instead of having to pay more taxes to begin with

22.11.2024 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad my story touched you

22.11.2024 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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22.11.2024 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re not going to get sold out loved ones?

22.11.2024 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much. You’re a true transtrans ally πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

22.11.2024 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky sucks

22.11.2024 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that your anus?

22.11.2024 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adolph Hitler encouraged drinking lots of water.

22.11.2024 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, get congress to pass a law. Oh wait.

22.11.2024 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Care to comment on your rape allegation, Aaron?

22.11.2024 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used past simple tense, not present perfect tense, you drooling knuckle-dragging idiot.

22.11.2024 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are clearly gleaming, clean, large hands

22.11.2024 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that every time I do something masculine, my family just assumes it’s because I’m a cis man, not because I’m a trans man deep inside. I don’t know how to get them to see me for who I really am.

22.11.2024 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am no such thing

22.11.2024 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

False. The earth is flat

22.11.2024 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Except when your bad grammar actually changes the meaning of what you were trying to say.

22.11.2024 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0