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Rob Morris

@lemonfreshrob.bsky.social

Tall, gay, pop music and television fan. Pro-trans. Anti AI. Lover of Doctor Who and occasional Dark Shadows scriptmonger. He/Him. Also remoaner and proud snowflake. http://www.robmorriswrites.com

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Well, that didn’t take long…

02.03.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wolfblood – Unused 1001 TV Shows Review – Rob Morris Here's a previously unpublished entry for 1001 TV Series You Must Watch Before You Die for the series Wolfblood. Originally it was one of the publisher's choices to be covered and I gladly leapt at the chance as I thought the show was great. Th [...]

Here's a previously unpublished entry for 1001 TV Series You Must Watch Before You Die for the series Wolfblood. I leapt at the chance as I thought the show, by @debbiemoon.bsky.social, was great.
www.robmorriswrites.com/2026/03/01/w...

01.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whenever someone says that "they slid into my DMs" there's only one image I see...

01.03.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Archer – or, When Subeditors Go Wild – Rob Morris Years ago I submitted a piece on the TV series 'Archer' for 1001 TV Series You Must Watch Before You Die. Something got published in that book, but none of it was written by me despite going out under my name. So, here is what I actually wrote. [...]

So, many years ago my friend Paul (may he rest in peace) asked me to contribute some pieces for a book he was asked to edit called 1001 TV Series You Must Watch Before You Die. I picked the series I wanted to do and submitted my... er... submissions.
www.robmorriswrites.com/2024/05/31/w...

27.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"Through The Ruins of a Heights stalked a Wuthering of a Man"

Doctor Who and the Wuthering Heights by Terrance Dicks Target 1976

25.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Belvedere Kane – Such Trying Times – Rob Morris Another in what may become an occasional series of reviews the world didn't need or ask for, in the style of what I used to do for We Are Cult until they stopped asking. This time it's the brilliant '...

"Marlene and high-drama to a disco beat..." My review (which no-one asked for and I did anyway) of Belvedere Kane's "new" album 'Such Trying Times'.

Spoiler: I LOVE IT!

www.robmorriswrites.com/2026/02/15/b...

15.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is something odd about the British psyche that celebrates things in our history that weren't all that. See also Victorian England and the two world wars. And you seem to celebrate them even more if you weren't actually there.

08.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the #ltmuseum are encouraging me to celebrate 70 years of the Routemaster bus. I have no inclination to do so. All I remember is them being rickety, uncomfortable and cramped. Thank God they've gone!

08.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Voice of the Beehive: Honey Lingers (Deluxe) Review of the reissue of Voice of the Beehive's second album 'Honey Lingers'. Was hoping to write it for We Are Cult but I found my old notes, and decided...

Voice of the Beehive: Honey Lingers (Deluxe)

Review of the reissue of Voice of the Beehive's second album 'Honey Lingers'. Was hoping to write it for We Are Cult but I found my old notes, and decided to...

07.02.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today my "Doctor Who references at work" streak continued. Involved in a case involving security prices from different data providers, I was asked why we use what is often called the Security Master value.

To which my response was: "Because it is the Master. And we will obey it."

Result.

29.01.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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one of the best things ever

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Fucking hell! I’d better set about the day while my luck’s still in…

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15.01.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I myself know how helpful a good editor is! Vital in fact.

11.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be an evil thing to do. I’d possibly go so far as to say wicked.

11.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some films did back in the day. They should bring those days back! (Or just learn the craftsmanship of economical writing and directing again.)

11.01.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ, really? My rule is nothing over 2.5 hours. And even that's pushing it. I think twice about anything approaching two. (And yet I can binge watch TV shows all evening. Odd that.)

11.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I remember the day I tracked down this CD. It arrived from the seller with a compliments slip that had scrawled on it the words "What a CAMP track!". They weren't wrong.

06.01.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So there is - also on Apple Music thankfully (I don't Spotify).

06.01.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes, that's the next one I want. Great album from what I have (annoyingly my favourite track is riddled with drop-outs).

06.01.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ABOUT β€” BARRY STONE SONGWRITER/PRODUCER/REMIXER

Sorry? What's that you say? A Belvedere Kane album after all these years? YES PLEASE!

www.barrystonemusic.co.uk/belvederekane

06.01.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh interesting. Well I'll avoid you then. I'd hate to injure you next time we run into each other.

03.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s the next episode I am prepared for you to love it. Someone has to.

03.01.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This two parter was, for me, the best Who had been in years at the time (and I like pretty much all Capaldi). The fact there were still some blinders to come is astounding in hindsight.

03.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a good run

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Claudia talking to a cloaked mannequin

Claudia talking to a cloaked mannequin

Season 7 of #TheTraitors and it's revealed Claudia has been alone in the castle talking to herself all along.

02.01.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oddly, that's kind of where I was headed with a later reply. Maybe not cloaca as such, but portal yeah. That would *help*, Not fix, maybe, but help.

17.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I'm not saying it would take bulletproof technobabble, but at least some kind of acceptance that there's a pocket universe in there somewhere would kind of help.

17.12.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This, for me, though, has two insurmountable problems. 1) It's just really very dull. 2) There is a a core idea that that taking medication is a bad thing. And that's a very complex issue to be so cavaliar about and leaves a very nasty taste in my mouth.

17.12.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

For me the only thing really wrong with Kill the Moon was the concept of a creature hatching from an egg and then immediately laying one exactly the same size and density as the old moon to make Earth stable again. And that even I could explain away in a few lines of technobabble.

17.12.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.

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