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Eira Valkyrie

@valkyrieeira.bsky.social

White, trans woman, lesbian, autistic, Swedish (cringe country), tired, I play FFXIV sometimes.

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The book cover of "What Is To be Done?" by Vladimir Lenin

The book cover of "What Is To be Done?" by Vladimir Lenin

To be honest,

28.02.2026 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why did I get the link for german site.

27.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Btw, I use this tampermonkey script to get back list view on subscription page. greasyfork.org/de/scripts/5...

27.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No youtube, I do not want to see "most relevant" videos on my subscription page. let alone on the top. To the ublock realm with you.

27.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love self-indulgent pervert freak art. You rock.

27.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They added a cow boss to oldschool runescape. It's both the easiest boss *and* the hardest boss. At least from the videos I saw.

26.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Any media can be improved or worsened by adding Cuno

26.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The technical translation for the swedish animal name "Rådjur" is Roe Deer. But a more literal and naive translation would be "Raw Animal". And I think that's cooler. The most animal. Rawest of animals.

25.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the UK, if you call your girlfriend mommy they'll arrest you and throw you in jail for 5 years.

Milfs are illegal in the UK

25.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It seems like the majority of people are just looking at the headline and interpreting this as another "whoops! user data got leaked! our bad!"

What was actually exposed was code used in Persona's software. Code showing that this company is doing A LOT MORE THAN CHECKING YOUR AGE.

21.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 1300    🔁 858    💬 1    📌 0

Oily Josh and his 12 Simps

18.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should invent a headache that doesn't

16.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whenever someone mentions being normal, I have to make it a math joke.

This is because I'm a completely oriented perpendicular from the floor person.

15.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Horizon games duo is so good for finding pretty spots to look at and for activating neurons by plinking off robot parts one by one while hiding in bushes.

15.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

There should be a law that mandates media platforms to have an easily accessible option to sort the content by date. In chronological order, reverse or not. Including in search results.

09.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hello moo prime

06.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we seize Youtube for the people already. They removed the few remaining search and customization options in favour of only algorithm slop

06.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good news everyone! Youtube has decided it knows better than us on silly issues like "readability" and "appearance preferences" so it has now enforced grid view on your subscriptions page! No longer do you have the pesky option of making it look like you want and have it readable

03.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful lesbian couple (Susie and Noelle) and their dog (Kris)

30.01.2026 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Is the media actually good and queer, or is it detestable tme slop

30.01.2026 13:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"The least milkable cow I've ever seen."

"The least milkable cow I've ever seen."

I was watching a youtube of Runescape and I saw this message in their event log, presumably from checking a minotaur. I think that's just quitter talk.

28.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna turn into into an old-fashioned steam engine. Shovel coal into the firebox!

28.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mahiro really was correct. Being a girl is really

fuwawa~ happy!

26.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's your B-plot in the modern Seinfeld episodes?

26.01.2026 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously misreading intentions, step-sister is actually trying to forcefem

25.01.2026 06:59 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Despite reading through all of Homestuck, I didn't manifest a Vriska headmate. This probably means I'm immune to plurality.

I *am* Vriska-pilled however. She did nothing wrong.

21.01.2026 11:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would need to manifest one of the characters as a tulpa. I'm not skilled enough to do that.

20.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will never get /Reader fanfics. The whole point I'm looking for in fanfics is putting the existing characters in situations with each other. Make the blorbos toxic yuri. Why am I supposed to be there

20.01.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

unrestrained summer fun

19.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

19.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 18266    🔁 5086    💬 213    📌 497