Monica Dinculescu

Wow already found 2 bugs; here’s hoping the web store review doesn’t take 3 days again 😅

It’s just looking at the email contacts, the whole files is a bit too daunting (like, Jon Stewart is in the files but that’s because a pedo email mentioned something that happened on his show)

Name ‘em and shame ‘em.

Hi! I made a Chrome extension that highlights creeps from the Epstein emails. Depending on how much news you read on your computer, enabling it might be really depressing.

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@jennschiffer.com happy father’s day daddy! 😘

In a fair and just world, Sally Hawkins would get an Oscar for her role in Bring Her Back, but we don’t actually take horror movies seriously.

If you ever find yourself struggling with impostor syndrome, just remember that David Zaslav made $52 million last year to slowly come to the conclusion that, actually, HBO is a good brand

You’re tripping if you think a golden retriever knows the feeling of “full”

As I was typing this, my cat straight up stole a tofu piece off my pad thai. I fear we’re no longer in charge.

Things my (two) golden retrievers ate this week:
- a weed vape
- a whole thing of embroidery floss
- a single chopstick
- cardboard photobooth decorations
- an entire roll of scotch tape

Stay tuned for the horrors next week will unleash.

I prefer to believe it’s counseling for recovering Danzig fans 😅

Tbh I’m a bit happy to not have actually seen them live bc Glenn Danzig is a twat and playlists let me be in denial about it

This will probably never reach its audience but: the Misfits played at Coachella and I didn’t go, so I made a playlist of their setlist to head bang to.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1Cl...

“Can you not look over my shoulder? I’m talking about investing strategies with chat gpt”

Which for the record is absolutely psychotic.

You think you really know a person until one day they write you some pseudocode where they start indexing at 1.

Oh man, getting into candles would solve the problem of all this (shit) pottery I’m making!!

Are ads ok?

I’m sorry! I would add it after the fact but I can’t seem to :(

I read this as “good news: we have a job, bad news: it’s in Waterloo”

That’s numberwang!

(youtu.be/0obMRztklqU?...)

I need @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social to pick up painting because the art that would come out from the Southern Reach novels would be SO good/weird/good weird. The insides of this man’s brain need to be preserved at all costs.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Even the dogs are opting out of this timeline

Elon musk sir thank you for saving our country so much money by making everything more dangerous

I’ve started doing pottery again because I can’t even open a website dot com when I’m elbows deep in clay. It’s self control or crusty dry clay on all your devices!!! (but primarily headphones)

It’s impossible for me to maintain an online persona these days. any app leads to me reading about *~a news*~ and then I can’t sleep for 2 days.

I’m ok wishing you an extremely late happy birthday because a) you told me time is a social construct and b) i am your most wretched child and extremely offline these days. 😘😘😘

Our app just launched for realsies!

It’s a beauty inventory app that we built to track stuff in our cabinets, and shop smarter. (Do I need another red lipstick? Did I even like this sunscreen or was I just in a hurry? Etc.)

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Elon Musk says he has "deleted" the team that put Direct File together

18F along with the US Digital Service were one of the bright sparks in making government work better. Direct File has been a successful innovation to allow people to do tax reporting for free.
Think we can safely give up on the notion that Musk is interested in improving government capacity.