Unvirtuous Abbey

@unvirtuousabbey.bsky.social Actual picture of the Holy Spirit whooo sees you. She loves you exactly as you are. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

The pope talking to Anakin Skywalker about Jesus.

When the Pope looks like Palpatine!

Fundie Christians remain convinced they’re the only true Christians on earth.

So we got... deep-dish Pizzaballa

New escape room just locks you into a church meet and greet

Lord, we are half way there. We pray for those who are living on a prayer. Amen. #HumpDay

For those who are living in a powder keg and giving off sparks, we pray to the Lord.

Jesus holding up a MAGA red ball cap that says ‘Judas you dropped your hat!’

#HappyEaster !

The passive aggressive of the Christ: Image of Jesus holding cross saying ‘fine! I’ll carry it!’

Whoa fam just jokes

Two, or at most, three, will get book deals, depending on your view of Petrine authorship/interference of the Book of Mark.
Thank you for allowing me to spoil this fun joke.

Just a little joke

The last supper image: one of you will betray me, four of you will get book deals

Lord, you who came riding on a donkey, we pray for pastors riding to church in a Jaguar. Amen.

St Thomas Aquinas quote: hotdogs are just puréed meat stuff in an animal intestine, so a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us hotdogs as well!

Remember you are a hotdog and to a hotdog you shall return.

Transgender day of visibility

We see you, friends #TransgenderDayofVisibility

a sheep dog surrounded by sheep!

Churches should replace their painting of Jesus with this more accurate depiction of him.

He’s dating a Lutheran Bishop!

St Patrick saying I bind myself against hostile men and their false words

St. Upid (Trump) Patron Saint of Economic Collapse

I’ve got Jesus freckles! (Measles)

RFK

In tired of living like it’s the 1600s! Can I afford eggs at the market?

For Rep. @billkeating.bsky.social we give thanks, O God.

A person like Marco who has sold his soul to the antichrist but makes sure his Ash Wednesday cross is clear for all to see on TV is a perfect snapshot of the cosplay Christianity that defines so much of American Christianity.

Just a quick reminder, if Russia ceased firing there would be a cease fire

If you don’t hear from me I gave you up for Lent.

If you don’t hear from me I gave you up for Lent.

For sister Roberta every day is Ash Wednesday (as she holds a cigarette)

Sister Roberta

Cartoon about MAGA going to heaven yet St. Peter questions who he worshipped

The Spanish Inquisition will always surprise you

Hey fellas