“What would Jesus do?”
Flood the planet at a minor inconvenience.
“…ya know, I guess you gotta cull the weak. Only the spiritually strong survive.”
I didn’t know Jesus fucked with Darwinism like that💀
Aron & Aggron fanart #pokemon
Context: I’m 5’6 & dress like a homeless man
Found out a a massive gym bro customer described me as:
“The tall guy with REALLY nice hair & a goatee? Ya know he’s really buff?”
This man either fears or loves me💀
I've come a long way.
I gave up competitive powerlifting and heavy eating to be lithe and limber. I'm really proud of how far I've come.
Don't give up on your goals. 🧡🖤
Triggered my new straight white coworker by talking factual trash about his favorite (baseball?) team bc he was saying derogatory shit.
He’s been throwing a tantrum for 2 hours & won’t be in the same room as me. I’m crying😂😂😂
I’m back in the gym, I’m sleeping & eating right, I’m not crying myself to sleep every night, y’all are fucking DOOMED
Hat man bein a lil too active tonight😵💫
Throwin it back every time he makes eye contact with you across the gym so he knows you’re a threat😈
Soft Lighting🌤️
Purple, strong AND stylish 💜
Comm for @zefius.bsky.social
I can’t take a serious picture to save my life apparently RIP to my dating profiles
“we put the water type symbol on its head bc it’s a water type” head ass design
The bird is Rowlett but in flatter colors with the Angry Bird™️ face😭
First stage matters just as much if not more than final.
It could evolve into a washing machine, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t just have round green bird starter both in Alola & in Legends Arceus
Idk I get there will be overlap (there’s only so many animals) but the designs just being copy/paste in flatter colors with no distinctive markings…? Like it’s legit just a green bird, orange dog, & blue lizard.😭
Like they are so artistically BLAND.
I get they reuse animal inspirations (Totodile/Fuecoco, Squirtle/Turtwig, etc.) but beat for beat another water lizard & grass bird?😑
& normally there’s a regional dog, so they never do a dog starter? Growlithe, poochyena, Froufrou, rockruff, etc.
Pompom the Pomeranian is just dog Incineroar in a small Zamazenta body (bc no one remembers it)
Then there’s just…Rowlet downgrade as an angry bird? & Treeko on all fours (or Soble if it wasn’t emo?)
Unpopular opinion: The new Pokemon starters are so lazy, uninspired, & repetitive so I don’t get the praise😭
I was taking a dumb selfie & my eyes just looking anywhere but the same way is killing me💀💀💀
🦎 Lizard Lizard Lizard🦎
I’m…still next in queue…Zootopia told NO LIES.
Chat, I’m finally next in the queue.
Meanwhile there’s this FINE ass man who’s waiting & any Spanish speaker that needs a translator he just gets up to help
Meanwhile every other white person is causing problems, throwing a fit, or doesn’t have paperwork they need.
The amount of time people waste here is insane.
You can do SO MANY things online, why are you IN HERE
& how do you NOT have your DOCUMENTS ready?
Americans are so illiterate & incompetent it HURTSSSS
I’ve been here for 2 hours & I’m just now 7th in line kill me
Spent an hour at the dmv just to be told I live *one street* across the *new* county line & have to go somewhere else.
Ima release the nuclear codes
It is very cute that I have 3 days left at this job & they really are trying to assign me extra work to catch them up before my replacement starts💀
When I walk into the local sushi spot, they turn up the music bc I always dance on my way to the table I sit at
One of my hot customer boyfriends asked for my number today???
Please understand if I play a Bard my table is getting at LEAST 3 songs each week & they will be unhinged “we don’t talk about Bruno” type songs
