This photo will come to define her for the rest of her days.
12.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 897 🔁 295 💬 54 📌 26
This photo will come to define her for the rest of her days.
12.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 897 🔁 295 💬 54 📌 26is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events
03.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 1919 🔁 275 💬 63 📌 20ah yes, news focused on the concerns of the average american
03.01.2026 01:05 — 👍 5424 🔁 878 💬 156 📌 21
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
02.01.2026 14:58 — 👍 22221 🔁 4374 💬 2206 📌 751
Maria Shriver, niece of JFK:
He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial.
C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.
How we feel about this is how the whole rest of the world feels about Americans.
16.12.2025 15:23 — 👍 12658 🔁 2540 💬 618 📌 158💯
14.12.2025 13:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree with her totally, even when the subject isn’t one of my favorites, Hit Parade is ALWAYS what I devour word for word the moment it appears in my feed!
18.11.2025 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When are we going to get Lionel Richie (or Lionel + Kenny Rogers)? :) LOVED the Mutt Lange episode, one of your best!
18.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
13.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 33259 🔁 7028 💬 167 📌 119
He nailed it!
31.05.2025 23:15 — 👍 20766 🔁 5898 💬 323 📌 184It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
07.05.2025 06:07 — 👍 10124 🔁 2020 💬 336 📌 844
Andry José Hernández Romero
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.
No one has heard from you in 43 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
"Is Pepsi okay?" is surely the first thing I will hear in Hell.
28.03.2025 03:59 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree
16.03.2025 03:53 — 👍 4384 🔁 332 💬 269 📌 38
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
Welcome to the Blueskies,,,, Rhiannon Giddens,,, and get her tix for the newly located DC show 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
26.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 3163 🔁 285 💬 21 📌 4Ketchup on hotdogs is now banned under DOGE. The first good thing to come of the new administration!
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But plastic straws are back…
13.02.2025 13:21 — 👍 17770 🔁 5053 💬 1054 📌 373People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.
12.02.2025 16:20 — 👍 17171 🔁 1786 💬 291 📌 84
So you didn’t like the halftime show?
11.02.2025 12:21 — 👍 19651 🔁 3838 💬 963 📌 207
She speaks truth.
09.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 61916 🔁 11796 💬 1174 📌 675Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
08.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 80896 🔁 14683 💬 3091 📌 945logging on
07.02.2025 20:23 — 👍 2753 🔁 322 💬 105 📌 11Dogs love snow, and my Kona is the cutest dog in the world. These are FACTS that you're not going to get on META!
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Normalize being nice.
03.02.2025 05:46 — 👍 14253 🔁 1594 💬 304 📌 142Flavor flav out here being more presidential than the president ❤️
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