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I think the Vatican was just trying to avoid tariffs

09.05.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pope Leo will become the first pope in history to get a dog at the Vatican.

A Chicago dog 🌭

09.05.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Pope who dis?

09.05.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That awful moment you realize this is your circus and these are your monkeys

15.02.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In life you gotta face adversity to grow from it. I like to microdose in adversity…

06.02.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The NFL just ended racism!

……

04.02.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hit the road….. my knuckles hurt

04.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s more shocking:

Democrats trade Biden for Harris

Mavericks trade Luka for Anthony Davis

03.02.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Mavericks can replace Luka DončiΔ‡, it means we’re all as dispensable as a last-season sneaker in a clearance sale!

03.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weekends are like 5% of your week but 95% of your personality!

31.01.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream that I was king….woke up and …..ummm the guy from the apprentice was King????

30.01.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just saw a headline that the U.S is leaving WHO . Who are we leaving? And why are we leaving this person?

29.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I congratulated someone on LinkedIn and wrote, β€œCongratulations on the promotion! You’re killing it as usual!” However, I couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous about what if a murderer saw it and got offended.

29.01.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My dog’s vet gave me this giftβ€”a dog tag that reads β€œDirector of Slobber.” Is this a passive-aggressive way for my dog’s vet to talk πŸ’© on my dog? πŸ˜‚

28.01.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Freeze federal grants? How about you freeze my student loans

28.01.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing better than going on a nature walkie and partaking in some talkie

28.01.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These two guys, who started as plumbers, went on to own one of the largest franchises in history, demonstrating the true definition of starting from the bottom.

28.01.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish my student loans had stormed the Capitol. So they too could be pardoned.

24.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI machines are killing jobs of other AI machines #joinem #jointhebots

28.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LinkedIn endorsements be like: β€˜Yeah, I can confirm this person knows Microsoft Excel.’
Me: *forgets how to spell Exsel.* #SkillsVerified

27.01.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about we investigate the person calling for the investigation of the investigators.

27.01.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drake is expected to drop an album this year. At this rate he’ll run of tings and emotions by 2026.

27.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cybertruck is like this administration cool to few disgusting for most

27.01.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to the Kansas City Cheats

27.01.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What cracking?

I’m RUMing away from my problems. That’s what’s Kraken!

24.01.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish my student loans had stormed the Capitol. So they too could be pardoned.

24.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jamie Foxx and Girlfriend Alyce Huckstepp Split After More Than a Year Together (Exclusive Sources) - People apple.news/Aq_PnOxdiSwu...

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE

24.01.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brian Athey , where you at?

22.01.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have arrived! πŸ₯°

13.01.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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