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Bunlintines Special Edition up for nabs! Nabbit n' eat it at the Bunnyville News Stand today. Happy Bunlintines Day, Bunnizens! 💖

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 Well this is getting embarrassing. Enjoy! And if you've got a hunky hoomin, be sure to send us photos.

🚨 🚨 🚨 Whoops! We missed this one too. Read more, eat more.

🚨 🚨 Also out barely recently! Ear 'er up and leave the remains behind for the hoomin to deal with.

🚨 New issue out a while ago. Chew it at the hay bar or anywhere you want!

Hop on by the Gala Dome and meet these Bunnizens before they find their furever home! They might just give you a lesson in awkward but completely real napping geometry. They'll be in foster care until...sometime.

This is Bunny Sanders, reporting for BNN. Don't forget, I'm cuter than Latte.

"And I'm Biscotti. Don't let my lop ears fool you, I'm a tough little squish with the softest fluff dis side of Hopington Trail. I like eating and naps. I do not like being SCOOPED."

And now a few worbs frum our new frens. "Hi, I'm Latte. I'm the cutest boi in Bunniville! I've been SCOOPED off the streets and into Bunniville, where I'm enjoying salads and hay."

BNN Neighborhood Report
Good eveming, Bunnizens. We have two new Bunnizens to introduce to you this week. Biscotti and Latte are two criminally cute (gud fing not a crimb here) Holland Lops. They're fresh (rescues) off the streets of Denver and settling into Gala Dome, their temporary foster dome.

We didn't start out as BFFs (best floofy frens) but the castle was cheap and we got along well enough. We've been together five years and can't imagine a life without each other, and grapes.

Sheriff Cub should really do an investigate. Where is she? Where is the Mayo?

BNN Crime Blotter
Good ebening, Bunnizens. The ear thief has struck again, this time making off with a full set of New Zealand ears and leaving behind a tail of adorable photo ops that should result in nanners for the "victim" Look out for yourselfs!

This is Bunny Sanders, reporting for BNN.

We interrupt our irregular programming for this unimportant announcement. New issue of Teen Bun Healf is out! Chew it at your news stand!

BNN Events
Hoppy Bunmass, Bunnizens! Bunnyville Bunmass festivities have begun. Pop those cute little hats on your cute little melons and hop on down to downtown Bunnyville to soak in the fun, snacc on some leaves - try the pine needles!, and crompch some wrapping papers.

BNN Sports
Minnie McQueenie has won the Bundianapolis 500! Racing against an unknown number (we can't count, we're bunnies) of other buns, this speedster took zoomies to another level of hare raising excitement in today's race!

BNN inhopstigative reporter Bunny Sanders can confurm: you got 99 problem, N wabbits ain't any of dem!

And have your rabbit-savvy vet show you how to safely handle and "burrito" your bunny, too.

Practice, practice, practice! They will get used to it with time. Reward your bun with a healthy snack (not fruit - a few pellets, or a hay-based vitamin snack, several times throughout the brushing is much safer than fruit). .

A well-groomed bun won't shed much between brushings, especially if you give them a quick 10 minute touch-up brushing with a flea comb once a week.

He's much happier trimmed and stays cooler, and tracks less litter & hay around. My Lionhead had stasis twice and has not had any issues since I started keeping him trimmed. I don't have scientific evidence for this, but I think the digestive system can handle shorter hair better than long hair.

I use the big one to do my lionhead's full body trim, and the detail trimmer to get his chest, cheeks, and around his tail. I don't use a guard on the trimmers but you must be careful of skin, whiskers, and tail (there's skin and bone in there, somewhere...).

By the end of a good brushing you should easily have a pile of removed hair about the size of your bunny, maybe bigger if they're actively molting, & no bald spots or red, irritated skin.

For long angora or Lionhead hair I use a cheap (USD $30) human hair trimmer & a smaller dog paw hair trimmer.

Be careful with the hairbuster and furminator brushes as they can pull out too much hair and cause skin irritation and bald spots. Nobunny wants that! Don't forget the belly, the bikini line, & cleaning scent glads & trimming nails. A thorough brushing every 6-8 weeks keeps most buns in good shape.

A 4lb bun takes about an hr and a half for a thorough brushing. Focus on one area for a few min at a time - rotate da bun and work on another spot. This keeps skin from getting irritated. After about 20 minutes, you'll notice them 'open up' - their skin relaxes & the hair will really start to fly!

his might be helpful - One good brushing is worth many poor brushings, for loose hair magament and also preventing GI stasis. Get yourself a hairbuster comb, a flea comb, a furminator brush, a rubber nubby glove, and rubber zoom groom brush and do it outside.

The radical hoomins are on a witch hunt and you know wut? Dis Halloween, Bunnyville invites all witches to hop down the Warren Square and cast some spelling on hoomins.

Bunny Sanders, inhopstigative reporter reporting for BNN.

BNN has investigated and (taste) tested the evidence presented. This FAKE NEWS is the far up's attempt to frame an innocent Bunnizen for crimes that never even hoppened.

The thieves reportedly climbed a ladder and entered da museum through a window, did a takeaway of espensive fings, then escaped on scooters. The hoomins are to blame for all Miss Demeanor, including dis one.

I'm Gretchen Cottonfoot, solving climbs and reporting for Bunny News Network.

Hemlo, Bunnizens. Dis is Gretchen reporting from the country where lops of large (but not the largest) ear proportions originated. I'm standing in front of something famous here in France, but not the Louvre, where some thieves broke in and stole the crown with jewels and some other shtuffs too.