It’s the best arse on here 😍🤤

Stunning

I’m oblivious handsome. I can’t tell that someone likes me till it’s too late.

Can never tell if someone is flirting with me.
The electrician was just really chatty and kept getting real close.
Good thing I have a fella, as I’m crap at signals.

Of course, they are getting ready for a royally good session.

Hell yeah. The gameplay, story and more. The relationship between the characters was great. The way Joel would do anything for her at the end.

Completed The Last Of Us part 1 and fricking loved it.
Always thought it wasn’t my type of game, but it was truly amazing.

The size of my man’s thighs. 🤤

Tempted to go to bed

Started learning German while away on Duolingo. Am enjoying. Although my Spanish has been halted.
Maybe another trip to Berlin is needed

It’s the absolute best

an elderly woman with white hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying `` this is what i look like now '' . ALT: an elderly woman with white hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying `` this is what i look like now '' .

Not celebrating my bday next week. Can’t be arsed.
Instead I will hide in the shadows and tape my wrinkles away with masking tape.

Is it that bad?

If you see this post, do it 🫡

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5'10"
Shoe: 8.5 UK, 42.5 EU, 9.5 US
Zodiac: Pisces ♓️
Smoke: Nope
Tattoos: 2 atm
Piercings: Two but not worn in years
Favourite Drink: Tea or Pepsi Max

Thanks handsome.

I work from home handsome.
Plus I’m struggling on just sitting around.

Defo thinking I have Flu and not a cold now.
Feel and look awful.
But life continues and shit happens, back at work.

Is he?
Hmmmm. Does he know this?

Can the male gladiators come look after me.
God, to be cuddles up in those muscles.

Ouch. Sorry to hear that it’s causing that too. Really hoping it subsides

Hope you feel better soon handosme

It’s vile isn’t it. Just can’t alleviate it

Anyone who says Sinus pain isn’t painful can bog off. This is killing me.

This strain of cold that is going around is vile.
It’s knocked me sideways and doesn’t seem to get any better, just worse.
Struggling to breathe and my head just won’t stop thumping with headache and sinus pains.
Night peeps

This cold is knocking me sideways,
Third nosebleed of the day and takes forever to calm down.
Instead of draining blood, can’t it drain fat?!?

I don’t wanna log on.

Excuse the landfill behind me.

I know right.
Bloody air conditioning on the plane

Full of cold and sore throat.
Urghhh

Getting snuggles from my bear from my man.
Love him more than he knows.

Ohh god yes