William Bibbiani

THEY GIVE YOU FREE PENS?!?!

2 > 6 > 3

UPDATE: dude you would not believe the stories I’m hearing about this woman from like 8 other people since I put this post up.

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

oh please god no

Damn. Busy week.

I played a corpse in a straight-to-video horror movie called BASEMENT JACK.

I fucking LOVE this movie.

IDENTITY is fun to watch but it plays like it was written by Donald Kaufman from ADAPTATION.

Fair enough on most counts, but I’ll defend the twist in WILD MOUNTAIN THYME. I’m not saying it’s a great movie but I do think it’s deeply misunderstood.

Is Kenneth Branagh old enough to play KING LEAR yet? Give him a blank check and make it happen.

Aw, that’s a fun one too!

Yeahhhh they’re all of a piece, that’s for sure.

“If you don’t have your life savings invested in our pyramid scheme you’re not allowed to warn anybody about our pyramid scheme.”

I would also accept SERENITY (2019).

‘The Bride!’ Review – Jessie Buckley is a Revelation in Vibrant Reclamation of ‘Bride of Frankenstein’ Elsa Lanchester’s striking performance catapulted her character to horror icon status in Bride of Frankenstein, director James Whale’s off-book sequel to Frankenstein, a significant feat considering h...

"Above all, THE BRIDE! dedicates itself fully to giving the Bride of Frankenstein the chance she wasn’t really afforded in her introductory film: to live."

Read @hauntedmeg.bsky.social's full review: bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3939...

One grandpa was a beloved small town barber.

All I know about the other grandpa is that he was, by all accounts, an asshole.

Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.

a woman with white hair and an orange shirt looks up at the camera ALT: a woman with white hair and an orange shirt looks up at the camera

The reviews for THE BRIDE! are all over the place, with half the critics loving it to pieces and the other half hating its guts. Always interesting when that happens.

(I’m not usually on the “loved it” side when directors go this wild. Now I know how the BABYLON and SOUTHLAND TALES defenders felt.)

I hope it’s clear that I’m being playful with my praise. I’m saying it’s tailor-made to hit the joy centers of certain filmgoers, the kind who strongly glom onto films of this ilk, and that it does the job extremely well.

The Bride > Wuthering Heights

‘The Bride!’ Review: Jessie Buckley Is a Scream in Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Gothic Gangster Romance Maggie Gyllenhaal’s glorious, (re)invigorating ‘Zombie and Clyde’ co-stars Christian Bale as one of the best Frankenstein Monsters.

Maggie Gyllenhaal just made your new favorite film.

Jessie Buckley is reinvigorating in THE BRIDE! Christian Bale is an all-timer Frankenstein, and Gyllenhaal paints a wild pastiche of gothic romance, gangster classics, indie scuzz and, what the heck, also ALL OF ME.

My review is at @thewrap.com!

Gonna need a scene in here where Aaron Pierre calmly explains his Green Lantern powers while someone is feverishly Googling him only to realize they have Fucked Around and are about to Find Out.

The whole concept of "supply and demand" falls apart when the only demands that matter come from a few billionaires.

The needs of the consumers become irrelevant. The will of the people becomes irrelevant.

Monopolies aren't just bad for business. They're antithetical to democracy.

This is also why tech moved to subscription models.

They can't *dramatically* improve on PhotoShop. So if you have no reason to buy a new edition, they'll make you re-buy the old one, every single month.

Televisions hit a wall, too. How do you *dramatically* improve on a 95-inch, 8K television?

I like Joan Jett but I hate Ghost Rider villains.

If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

Can we pretend THE MUMMY RETURNS didn't happen either?