Roller Skates

Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack

secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair

Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it

The fattest elephant ever is 117 lbs

Raise your hand if you got a Friday 13th tattoo today !!!

joe biden could go down as the most beloved president in history if he pardons the CEO shooter

Do people born after 2000 know about the hamster dance

i don’t know anything about technology so for all i know 1080p is the highest quality video has ever gotten and can ever get

My fav genre of art is drawings of people that are drawn by people who can’t draw people

doing this to his dick

If anyone needs me I’ll be in the highest room of the tallest tower, just scheming

idk who needs to hear this but i'm in love with you

All we can do is our best my friend. Your jokes made me chuckle so today was a good day for you 😎

It's too bad you can't smoke a cigarette while pumping gas because how cool would that look

Thank you for your contributions, followed af

id be getting wacky with a lighthouse. Id use it for pranks and stuff. Some captains wouldnt have a sense of humor about it tho

I need more accounts to follow so lemme know if you’re funny or not

I wish I could make all my friends problems go away, once and for all

you can post jokes on here if you want. it's legal

Rollerskates here to remind you that sometimes things don’t have to be perfect they can just be good enough and that’s that

Far far too accurate by far I was scared

Gotta get used to posting my thoughts again, what do you guys wanna hear

A bunny is looking out their bedroom window, at a second bunny standing on the branch of a tree at night. The second bunny beckons to the first one, inviting them out to a cool party

Daily bunny no.2778 is sneaking out

Black and white photo cropped to an oval shape. A fluffy white kitten looks at the camera seeming a little peeved and blearily like he was just woken up for this. The word “Baby.” is superimposed in white text on the bottom.

Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

A tiny orange capped mushroom (Mirasmoid?) with a dark fuzzy stalk grows from pine and maple leaf duff in a late autumn forest

Here is a nice mushroom

Thinking about the joke of Bart Simpson in these trying times

I feel very lucky to be rollerskates this evening 🛼