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@thecontingencyplan.bsky.social

I whine about the US government and sometimes I’m funny

116 Followers  |  10 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 24.12.2024  |  1.5979

Latest posts by thecontingencyplan.bsky.social on Bluesky

Make your way out here and I’ll do it

16.03.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you ever fuck up making a dish, just call it “Chicago style”

12.03.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t pay. Fuck em

07.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It wouldn’t be a month if my car didn’t start giving me trouble right as all my bills get paid.

If anyone can spare a few bucks my Venmo and cash app are jpfrye1995

06.03.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cats are better than dogs. This IS a political post

25.02.2025 15:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hey you definitely shouldn’t clog up this specific email address with things you did to fuck with DOGE. You especially shouldn’t do this if you aren’t even a government employee

24.02.2025 13:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only good thing America ever voted for was Kelly Clarkson

22.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn I guess I wasn’t good enough for that treatment when I was out that way

19.02.2025 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Non political post: I have two new toys and I feel very good about my life rn in spite of the world being on fire

18.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait we needed a reason to look at it?

16.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trump didn’t leave the Super Bowl early because they were booing him. He left because he shit himself. Bad. It was a home base cleanup type situation, the facilities at the stadium were simply not equipped to deal with it

11.02.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also Kendrick is the GOAT. He’s made me realize I don’t take being a hater seriously enough. Loved every second of that performance despite not being the target audience

10.02.2025 20:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Explaining to my right wing mother that her being a woman does in fact make her a DEI hire

10.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn can I come down and re enact said dreams? 😏

10.02.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll watch that ass clown’s videos when he unblocks me

06.02.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who caught the Royal Rumble last night, who else genuinely thought for a solid 3 or 4 seconds that Kevin Owens was dead after THAT slam onto the ladder?

03.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All my homies hate AI

Having said that, it’s hysterical watching Deepseek absolutely plow every American AI model

29.01.2025 01:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane

25.01.2025 03:01 — 👍 11283    🔁 893    💬 137    📌 54
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Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way

25.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way

25.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ACAB includes both Olivia Dunham and people who drive Ford Explorers

22.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Non political post: Apparently Ronnie Radke and his wife Saraya split up, which means that attention starved man child will put out a song about her and call it “A New Day” or something

IYKYK

21.01.2025 23:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

N*zis and N*zi sympathizers do not deserve life. They do not deserve any kindness. They deserve pain and misery.

21.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 1162    🔁 123    💬 35    📌 4

“It WaS A rOmAn SaLuTe” Okay post a video of yourself doing a Roman salute you pathetic cowards

21.01.2025 12:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So President Musk is an actual Nazi. Damn that’s crazy, who wants to go scalp collecting?

20.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Donald Trump was best friends with Epstein, has almost definitely raped children, and the world would be better if someone Luigi’d him

20.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just so you know this is what men look like in trumps America

20.01.2025 19:17 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Tupac was right about Snoop

20.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Non political post: My partner is fluent in French and I finally downloaded Duolingo just to see the look on her face when I come home from work and ask “Comment s'est passée ta journée, mon amour?”

19.01.2025 23:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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