Make your way out here and I’ll do it
16.03.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@thecontingencyplan.bsky.social
I whine about the US government and sometimes I’m funny
Make your way out here and I’ll do it
16.03.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you ever fuck up making a dish, just call it “Chicago style”
12.03.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t pay. Fuck em
07.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It wouldn’t be a month if my car didn’t start giving me trouble right as all my bills get paid.
If anyone can spare a few bucks my Venmo and cash app are jpfrye1995
Cats are better than dogs. This IS a political post
25.02.2025 15:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey you definitely shouldn’t clog up this specific email address with things you did to fuck with DOGE. You especially shouldn’t do this if you aren’t even a government employee
24.02.2025 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only good thing America ever voted for was Kelly Clarkson
22.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn I guess I wasn’t good enough for that treatment when I was out that way
19.02.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Non political post: I have two new toys and I feel very good about my life rn in spite of the world being on fire
18.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait we needed a reason to look at it?
16.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump didn’t leave the Super Bowl early because they were booing him. He left because he shit himself. Bad. It was a home base cleanup type situation, the facilities at the stadium were simply not equipped to deal with it
11.02.2025 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also Kendrick is the GOAT. He’s made me realize I don’t take being a hater seriously enough. Loved every second of that performance despite not being the target audience
10.02.2025 20:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Explaining to my right wing mother that her being a woman does in fact make her a DEI hire
10.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn can I come down and re enact said dreams? 😏
10.02.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll watch that ass clown’s videos when he unblocks me
06.02.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone who caught the Royal Rumble last night, who else genuinely thought for a solid 3 or 4 seconds that Kevin Owens was dead after THAT slam onto the ladder?
03.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All my homies hate AI
Having said that, it’s hysterical watching Deepseek absolutely plow every American AI model
'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane
25.01.2025 03:01 — 👍 11283 🔁 893 💬 137 📌 54Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way
25.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way
25.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB includes both Olivia Dunham and people who drive Ford Explorers
22.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Non political post: Apparently Ronnie Radke and his wife Saraya split up, which means that attention starved man child will put out a song about her and call it “A New Day” or something
IYKYK
N*zis and N*zi sympathizers do not deserve life. They do not deserve any kindness. They deserve pain and misery.
21.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 1162 🔁 123 💬 35 📌 4“It WaS A rOmAn SaLuTe” Okay post a video of yourself doing a Roman salute you pathetic cowards
21.01.2025 12:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So President Musk is an actual Nazi. Damn that’s crazy, who wants to go scalp collecting?
20.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Donald Trump was best friends with Epstein, has almost definitely raped children, and the world would be better if someone Luigi’d him
20.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just so you know this is what men look like in trumps America
20.01.2025 19:17 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Tupac was right about Snoop
20.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Non political post: My partner is fluent in French and I finally downloaded Duolingo just to see the look on her face when I come home from work and ask “Comment s'est passée ta journée, mon amour?”
19.01.2025 23:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0