AJ 🏒🔞

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

bad. i'm feeling bad, man.

Siberian Tiger

you know when microsoft word messes up and accidentally puts little red squiggles under random words, then you click it and it vanishes? that’s what your brain is doing when you start to doubt yourself. ignore the squiggles. you are exactly where you need to be

My drawing, digital, a wolf face growling with the word ‘smile’

TEEEEF!!!

A close up portrait photo of two feral pigeons, outside on a window sill, with snow on the ground in the background

Coopuccino and Americano

#pigeonSky 🪶

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

My Syrian hamster called Tanuki

Large and in charge

Screenshot of original The Onion post with the famous Sickos comic, dated 16 February 2015

Detail of the Sickos guy. Unshaven man leaning against a window from outside saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

Two characters laying down in a grass patch surrounded by ghost birds.

What if. 🕊️

mu qing and feng xin standing with their arms up, palms forward. mu qing is rolling his eyes and says, "Way to go, Ju Yang." feng xin looks annoyed and responds with, "Shut the fuck up.'

who caught them doing what 🤔

he sleeps like this now

#originalcharacter
#art
#taur

Khl player skating along the boards

KHL hockey is played a little differently than NA hockey

𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵

treebeard and the hobbits
#thelordoftherings

My Windstone hen is all completed! I’m really happy with how she turned out.

Cordyceps, amirite?

She ain't beating the queen allegations

A goalie in a hotdog costume. Yes, you read that correctly

if you find yourself feeling, stop

note to self: stop picking up night shifts on weekdays. i'm so tired and i don't get to sleep until tomorrow night.

#TRIGUN

Driving at night is like getting laser eye surgery these days 😳 headlights are way too bright

getting ads for accounting software....... fucking free me

looking at her parents like damn bro. those seniors fuck nasty

(she was an AI baby)

i have added da baby to allbreedpedigree :3c

every episode of the magnus archives is like
Statement: I went to the serial killer house and my entire family was serial killed,

Archivist:

"Another bit of unexpected honesty" 🦊 comm for adnamaplease
#aftg #andreil