Nobody Poops β From The American Bystander Issue #31
When access to bathrooms becomes a battleground, satire gets serious. A deadpan take on dignity, policy, and bodily functions. Issue #31 coming soon.
If you like poop jokes and hate TERFs, then today's your lucky day! This parody of the popular picture book "Everyone Poops" was inspired by JK Rowling, Nancy Mace, Matt Walsh, and all of the other self-appointed bathroom monitors. #TransRights
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04.08.2025 16:32 β π 87 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0
Pro-Israel anti-antisemitism comes full circle byβ¦affirming the central racist premises of Nazi antisemitism. Mind-boggling stuff
05.08.2025 03:36 β π 36 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0
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05.08.2025 03:09 β π 7 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
05.08.2025 03:10 β π 29 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0
Itβs not just NE itβs everywhere. Otherwise he wouldnβt have been fired for speaking the truth about horrible job numbers.
05.08.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
They wonβt be able to lie convincingly to people when they try to buy cars, appliances, toys, clothing, groceries etc. Itβs already happening and the tariff impact is just beginning to hit. Reality meet gaslighting.
05.08.2025 03:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Cool story Don Bacon. Stop going along with the authoritarian playbook.
05.08.2025 03:15 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
So then Nebraska needs new representation in Congress, right?!
05.08.2025 03:17 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
2025 Local Candidates - The Progress Report
Searchable and filterable database of 2025 NZ local government candidates from every council. Built to improve accessibility and transparency.
Local elections in NZ are a democratic mess. 78 councils, no central info, run by private companies.
Iβve compiled every 2025 local govt candidate (including their affiliation) into one searchable tool - because someone had to. #nzpol theprogressreport.co.nz/local-candid...
01.08.2025 22:37 β π 108 π 62 π¬ 23 π 6
βThe trans issue for me is so novel,β Newsom said. βI'm trying to understand as much as anyone else the whole βpronounβ thing.β
im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?
19.07.2025 14:27 β π 7765 π 1554 π¬ 191 π 328
They Cancelled Colbert to Send a Message
Free speech is under attack.
When a network lays off one of Americaβs greatest satirists, itβs not because he failed. Itβs because he succeeded too loudly.
19.07.2025 16:18 β π 8240 π 1833 π¬ 214 π 69
E.P.A. Says It Will Eliminate Its Scientific Research Arm
When the Supreme Court approved the administration's dismantling of the research arm of the Department of Education, it opened the door for the administration to do the same thing to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/c...
19.07.2025 13:04 β π 152 π 72 π¬ 10 π 4
Imagine assigning 1000 people to this because youβre just sure itβs gonna be the smoking gun to vanquish your enemies, and then afterwards being like βnope nothing to report at all.β Imagine what you must have found to prompt that reaction.
19.07.2025 12:57 β π 601 π 180 π¬ 19 π 3
SAG-AFTRA is yet again silent in a moment of historical importance while the WGA stands up. Colbert is a union talent. The silence by Drescher and co. speaks volumes.
19.07.2025 16:53 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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The Failing Superpower of Epstein's Buddy
Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
Here's why.
19.07.2025 17:02 β π 293 π 100 π¬ 8 π 6
βI wish they had computed a bit less and thought a bit moreβ may well be one of my favourite quotes from this year. Just sums up so much of what's going on right now.
09.07.2025 05:51 β π 54 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0
βWhat Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.β
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
12.06.2025 22:11 β π 28172 π 7699 π¬ 1677 π 552
I would like to once again say that once they arrested Ras Baraka every elected Dem should have understood what was in store.
12.06.2025 22:09 β π 3067 π 691 π¬ 20 π 1
Theyβre performing according to design.
12.06.2025 22:11 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Every single elected official needs to stand up and demand answers like Senator Padilla. This is beyond unacceptable. This is fascist rule. STAND UP, DEMOCRATS.
12.06.2025 22:13 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Tony L. Clark holds a photo of George Floyd outside the Cup Food convenience store, near where Floyd was killed, May 28, 2020, in Minneapolis
βEvery time weβve demanded transformation β from Reconstruction to the civil rights movement to Black Lives Matter β the system has retaliatedβ¦
βDonald Trumpβs threats should terrify us. But more than that, they should galvanize us.β
New from me: oaklandvoices.us/2025/06/05/o...
12.06.2025 14:51 β π 750 π 306 π¬ 27 π 8
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
12.06.2025 20:41 β π 43684 π 12792 π¬ 705 π 360
Hey RNZ and Ruth Hill in particular
One of the reasons it's called a "deadname" is because it's the name media use when we turn up dead and can't speak for ourselves
Fuck you for keeping that true today
12.06.2025 09:42 β π 111 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0
Yeah yeah yeah cut the bullshit!
We're here today because Americans won't admit that they weren't willing to change for a woman to be president even WHEN her opponent doesn't qualify.
Both fucking times.
Basically.
30.05.2025 14:02 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 24
The media are bowing and kissing his @$$.
11.06.2025 16:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
My favorite part is when the NYP reporter got shot in the face, and they had to turn off their comments on a piece saying the cops weren't attacking the press
11.06.2025 16:45 β π 20 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1
No, he didnβt say that.
Okay he said that, but thatβs not what he means.
Okay he said that and he meant it, but it wonβt be as bad as it seems.
Okay he said it, meant it, it is as bad as it seems, and its exactly what we voted for.
#bothsides
11.06.2025 16:53 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
11.06.2025 12:34 β π 33037 π 10029 π¬ 96 π 199
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