Probably peed his pants
07.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Probably peed his pants
07.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’ll be right over for dinner!
07.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can totally relate
06.03.2026 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Burn 🔥👍🏻
05.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One is too many
04.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hope TC does not win
04.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Supporting actress is wide open. I think there have been different winners on each awards show
04.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Inside info:
01.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Wag the dog in real time
28.02.2026 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Looks great
27.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 2834 🔁 1100 💬 110 📌 41Looks reptilian
26.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s not only toast, but burnt toast
23.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jody Pody 😀
21.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He still threw Kathy Griffin under the bus, though
17.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He probably has one of those fun house mirrors where he sees The Rock when he looks at himself.
14.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
12.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 5651 🔁 1935 💬 297 📌 221Heart of Gold and Cowgirl in the Sand
08.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was?
06.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She has a thing for old 🍆
06.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like Boris and Natasha.
06.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s a career politician and that is ALL he cares about.
06.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s a shoo-in for Supporting Actor at the Razzies.
06.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spoiler alert: it won’t open again until he’s gone.
02.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“I was told” means “I’m making this up” in Trumpspeak.
01.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta be fake. February 31st?
01.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awesome tune
01.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0One of the best songs ever!
28.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0He looks like a Blanche
25.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
