A customer called me “ma’am” yesterday. Sir, i am 23
13.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A customer called me “ma’am” yesterday. Sir, i am 23
13.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t wait to go home and watch Society of the snow for the 5th time
25.01.2025 05:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have literally the worst handwriting
23.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Something I’m seeing a lot of and HATING! Is people being so fuckin uppity about how in touch they are. Give me a break. You had to learn to, you fuck
23.01.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been interested in mortuary science for a while but like people die at all hours of the day and i don’t like being on call. Sigh
23.01.2025 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Said this before and I’ll say it again for maybe a few more years…I haven’t paid for a haircut since 2019.
07.01.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna mani pedi and haircut today!
07.01.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
well you’ve reached the right place 🤭
07.01.2025 15:36 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Snowing everywhere but Chicago where i don’t live just something i noticed on the news
06.01.2025 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my favorite emails to receive
06.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05 year olds are also toddlers
06.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One day i think 3 years ago i cried so hard a bunch of blood vessels in my face burst and now whenever i cry good i get some good blemishes going on my cheeks
05.01.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cousin is the coolest family member you can be/have
05.01.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s hard to apply myself when I’m too busy cursing my life
03.01.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What kinds of jobs are there?
03.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What job can i get ? Resume: dumbass
Stupid fuck
Doesn’t know shit
Need job
03.01.2025 19:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shaking out my duvet cover is what i imagine doing The Ropes at the gym feels like
03.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Things my neighbor trusts me with:
Babysitting her babies
Cutting her hair
Altering her custom hand-made dress from Palestine
Piercing her ears
Yesterday i excitingly told my friend to come over to watch my favorite movie and it’s the most harrowing story played by wildly talented actors with incredible special effects. It’s also 2.5 hours long.
02.01.2025 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Andes plane crash survival story; You’re Wrong About and LPOTL and The Society of the Snow! When i finish my fiction novels im on I’ll read the books written by Nando and Roberto
02.01.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could eat an Italian sandwich every day
02.01.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ringing in the new year with obsessing over the Andes miracle. Which i hate to call a miracle because those baby boys worked their starving bleeding asses off for survival not by miracle
02.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this is what it feels like to be off twitter
31.12.2024 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I like Chicago A LOT more since i logged off of twitter
31.12.2024 17:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need money
31.12.2024 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ending the year with some negative affirmations, which always works
31.12.2024 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0depression only a bloody steak could subside
31.12.2024 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gina! And Boyle!
31.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can we be expected to go on as a society when children are crying????
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