Royal Flusher @royalflusher

Hope everything is ok - or will be ok.

07.11.2025 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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06.11.2025 12:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Size ZZ for that Eveready Buzz.

05.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

You magnificent bastard!!! #MB

05.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did you get into Barbara’s apartment?

05.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hi Mark

05.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ask Mom for a new VinylWrecker 57 this Christmas..

05.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dummy Corp. has three openings.

05.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Meatloaf for the win!

04.11.2025 12:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right out of the tunnel of blood.

04.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It drives me nuts. I'm the last Canadian to say February. Don't get me started on Brett Fahhhv-ruh.

04.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Top 5 album of all time.

03.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No icing needed! Just spoon on the stuff lurking in your bathtub drain.

03.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sent an email to kids school because shes sick today. problem is i sent it from my junk mail. fartdoor69.

03.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 143 🔁 29 💬 12 📌 0

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Last autumn leaves clinging to the tree.
Fuck no, I won't do what you tell me!

03.11.2025 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Snort. 😜😀

03.11.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dog used to eat its own barf.

03.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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How many times have I told you. Not. All. Beef.

03.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man and a woman are sitting in a living room and the man is saying `` this is going straight to the pool room '' . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a living room and the man is saying `` this is going straight to the pool room '' .

03.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is going straight to the pool room.

03.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Something cozy between the dunes.

03.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it ruined candy corn? Is it ruined pizza?

It's both!

02.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😆

02.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would spend most of my time tuning the theremin.

02.11.2025 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have those same pants.

02.11.2025 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine you were once a free-roaming, majestic beef, and now you are this.

02.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quark in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.

01.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 206 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 2

Baby, I can't stop eating your cucumbers. Said nobody ever.

02.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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