freak of nurture

ive been here a long while. i know most of these. however, there are some i desperately want explained...

i would say something Cool and Interesting here but im simply so excited that all words have escaped me

hes very upset right now because izzy pretended to throw a stick and he fell for it </3

i just think that puppy stede bonnet

buddy comedy with bonkers rapport

(poorly done) ascii art of two cats, one made to look like edward teach and one made to look like stede bonnet

and, of course, sending these to my sibling (who was watching with me) every thursday
#OFMD

merstede edited to be a thumbnail to the video "Painful Illustrations That Reveal The Harsh Reality Of Our World [ PART 7 ]"

merstede surrounded by ms paint drawings of stick figures going insane

merstede with the text "LOOK AT MY LAWYER DAAWG IM GOIN TO JAIL"

merstede with the text "when you chill but got a freaky side" (this is literally my fav picture ever)

HAPPY 2ND BDAY OFMD S2 ‼️‼️‼️

i have so many stories abt first watching it but the worst part was knowing it released and having to wait 12 hours before i could watch it

which #OFMD character do you most relate to?

stede cuz everything about him.

buttons cuz i often operate on a completely different plane than everyone else, which others tend to find Confusing and Off-putting.

YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE TO PPL ON AO3????? IVE BEEN ON THERE FOR SO LONG HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS????

agreed

#ofmd

izzy hands and his upside-down smile that is always described as him baring his teeth, my beloved. hashtag twinsies

2000s chalky temporary hairdye

he stays blonde, but he uses these in black and purple

lyrics from the slow parts on death metal albums by the mountain goats "in a new universe trying to find the mask that fits me shaking the curse behaving as the beacons bid me denim and leather silver strap to please the die-hards"

lyrics from the slow parts on death metal albums by the mountain goats (continued) "alien ships from ancient realms ageless captains at their helms rage from the sea let it begin with me"

"the slow parts on death metal albums" is one of the edward teach songs ever btw
#ofmd

this reads like a crossword clue

Magnetic Aura #meetcute #love #nyc #streetinterview #fyp TikTok video by Meet Cutes NYC

these tiktoks always remind me of stede and ed lowkey

#ofmd

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ScAahG/

i wish i could tell you but stede and buttons are an indescribable force of nature when in close proximity to each other

(tucking a napkin into my collar) well, if you insist

yeah, of course, man !

i dont listen to podfics, but this does finally give me the opportunity to say that i am OBSESSED with this fic. i am waiting for updates like a dog waiting at the door. i am a surrealist artist who hallucinates often, yall dont understand how important this fic is to me im crying and wailing and

the hill goats

OFMD still. deck if the red flag, stede is eating soup very politely and looking at lucius (off-screen). buttons is sitting curled up, also eating soup very politely, his pant leg barely brushing stedes sleeve. this means they are gay and also love each other.

gay and in love btw. i mean, just look at how buttons pant leg is almost touching stedes sleeve. now thats... thats romance...

yall know who im gonna say...

hold him!

50/50. however -- and im sorry for this in advance -- i am a firm dom/soft dom stede DENIER.

everytime i see someone say something like this i have to respond with this video. it is the law.

ed scrapes the filling out of oreos with his teeth. stede licks the filling off, unaware of ed staring with lust in his heart

#ofmd #truth #checkmateliberals

"oop, theres your balls gone"

important to note that she also makes sure that you can see her lacy bralette through the white shirt

listen. trans fem stede bonnet but she doesnt care much about transitioning and purposefully leans into the gender fuckery side of things. she goes out in a suit, full mustache, with a huge "she/her" pin on the lapel

as always, you are so correct