freak of nurture

um tits AND shoulders... put some respect to eds name here.....

a yellow... creature... on a black background. it is a bootlace worm and looks like (shocker) a tangled yellow bootlace

exactly cuz wdym this is a living creature? wdym it can grow up to 98ft long? wdym it can stretch until its 180ft long? this has to be a joke

it makes me nauseous to look at, so naturally i was inspired and had to draw immediately, like any normal person would :)

digital drawing of ed and stede from the waist up. they are hugging. we only see eds back and stede clutching at him with half his face buried in eds shoulder. he looks desperate to keep ed there. his fingers extend and twist and branch out in a way that, frankly, no fingers should. these twisty bits are all also clutching at ed and winding through his hair.

yall know what a ribbon worm attack looks like? i just think that stede @ ed

#OFMD #OFMDfanart

THEY ARE THE VERY BEST OF FRIENDS <333434

ovsessed with his laugh at the end. i need him to play crazy people more often

he might as well take them off now. yknow, just to be safe

yay.

hehe hole-elujah

+ all are OFMD fics, and my most read ship is gentlebeard (121 fics) with stizzy in second (10 fics) and steddyhands in third (9 fics)

note: there is overlap with some of these! any fic that is tagged gentlebeard & stizzy, for example, are counted for both, not as a seperate category

been waiting to share‼️

since june, excluding fics still updating or im still working thru and however many others that i forgot to record, my 2025 ao3 reading stats are:

fics read = 131
total words = 4,678,784
most read tag = modern setting, 67 fics
most read author = KalansPhantom, 5 fics

AMEN 🙏‼️

i, myself, am a fan of ed cheating on stede with izzy. mostly cuz i love stede angst but still

"watch fucking couple hopefully" amen 🙏

not sure why, but this word cloud doesnt include "ed" as a word, it seems :(

#TakeTwoTuesday with these guys bcuz i still love them make no mistake

#OFMD #OFMDfanart

1. Music | Architecture | Semaphor/Morse 2. Any Movie | Special Interest | Cyber Crimes 3. Any TV Show | Grad School | Shrunk 4. Sci-Fi | Camping/Hiking | Pokemon 5. 2000s | Specific City | Ping-Pong 6. Academia | Radio | Indoor Playspace 7. Retail | Transit | Peri-Apocalyptic 8. Celebrity | High Elevation | Eternal Storm 9. Small Business | Ghost | Portal Fantasy 10. Artist | Gamer | Animal Husbandry 11. 1900s | Folklore | Any Dropout Show 12. Road Trip | Prepper | Future Historian 13. Undersea | Roller Rink | Patent Law 14. Any Book | Reddit | Ancient Civilization 15. Tattoo Shop | Photography | Sailboat 16. Pre-1700 | Fundraiser | Reality TV 17. Fantasy | Mechanic | Numismatics 18. Journalism | Birding | Media Pirater 19. Food Service | Gardening | Roadie 20. Porn/Cam Work | Shifter | Boatbuilding 21. Government | Fire/EMT | Bugs 22. Racetrack | Flea Market | Cliff-diver 23. 1800s | Fashion | YMCA/Gym 24. Science/Medicine | Beach | Rideshare 25. Sports | Supermarket | Courtroom 26. Library | Crafter | Celebrity Stylist 27. Engineer | Fandom | Bootlegger 28. Archaeology | Plumber | Beekeeper 29. Author | Mail Carrier | Red String of Fate 30. Neighbor | Cryptid | Non-Anglophone 31. Catch-up | Fic of Fic | Sequels

IT'S TIIIIME

Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU??

#ofmdfic

Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!!

PROMPTS BELOW:

OOOOOOHOOHOOHOOOO I CANT WAAAAIT

ed is like "im not ready for whatever this is... but, yknow, being an innkeeper seems like more of a two-person job..."

and if they just so happen to find the two perfect people... who are best friends and def not anything else....

"soothing and sexy" iktr

but... but theyre in love :(

i stand in solidarity with you. woohoo for the ppl who like it, but that just could not be me... stede is too much of a loser for me to buy it...

agreed i love them being in a relationship but sometimes theyre also just "buddy comedy duo who are constantly on each others nerves but the strength of their friendship prevails anyway yayyy"

EXACTLY AMEN

lyrics from "Chinese House Flowers" by The Mountain Goats: "and i, i wanna follow you all the way down this time i want to see what it is you're going down for i, i want you more than i want anything i want you the way you were"

edizzy type song

my sweet baby cat laying belly-up and weirdly twisted about on a gray chair

the car pose of all time

lmao ed admiring his work is so silly

recurring freakofnurture drawing things:
+ warm color palettes
+ thin, shaky lines
+ pointy ears
+ the examples below

there r more, but not yet in my ofmd art, such: teeth. and nips.

this is how i found out. im screaming rn yayyy

did that word cloud thing despite having not very many posts and it just says "STEDE," "BUTTONS," and "ED"